IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat‚ a dog without a tail‚ fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing‚ “Who is it?”. She decided to buy the bird. She bought a cage for her bird and went home. She put the bird by the door and went downtown to do some shopping. While she was gone‚ a man knocked on the door
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Title: "Painfully funny" “Oh‚ anu pang inaantay natin?” A fat man asked. “Ang pagpayat mo di ka ba naiinip?” Vice Ganda replied. This is just one of the lines of Vice Ganda in his movie‚ Praybeyt Benjamin. Jokes are sort of “in demand” these days. Many people want to hear a joke or two that’ll make them laugh once in a while. But what are jokes? Oxford English Dictionary states that jokes are something said or done to stimulate laughter or amusement which can also be
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Funny Memory New Year is coming; many of my friends have made a plan of where to go and what to do. Some go to Taipei attending the countdown party nearby Taipei 101. Some go home to enjoy the delight wither their family‚ and so do I. It seems that everywhere is full of joyful atmosphere. However‚ I got a bad news recently that my mother told my father’s company asked him to be on a business trip to Indonesia for three weeks. I think it is pity that I cannot share the happiness of the New Year with
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Education is crucial in order to get by in many places. Firoozeh Dumas in her memoir‚ Trouble in Farsi takes the reader back to when Dumas was a child‚ new in the U.S with many problems trying to get along. Throughout the story there are situations in which education would have help‚ especially education of language. To start off‚ on the first day of school Dumas and her mother have difficulty getting along with the class. Dumas’ mother is told to point out Iran on the map and she failed to do so
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"Still Needing the F Word" describes not only how society views women‚ but also men view women. Anna Quindlen quotes Betty Friedan who said “I used to write poetry. The guidance office says I have this creative ability and I should be at the top of the class and have a great future. But things like that aren’t what you need to be popular. The important thing for a girl is to be popular.” Society is degrading women. The worst part is that women and young girls are believing that they too have to degrade
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In Praise of the F Word In Mary Sherry’s essay‚ “In Praise of the F Word‚” the author encourages all parents and teachers to use failure as a form of encouragement. Sherry would like for them to use it as a way to motivate students to do better and want more when it comes to their education. What Sherry believes in is that the threat of flunking is a “positive teaching tool” (566). Mary Sherry uses a variety of examples to support her claim. The author’s main source of evidence used to support
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Hostel life is not without its disadvantages. The rich students get sufficient money from their parents and therefore spend lavishly. The poor boarders also urge their parents to increase their monthly allowance and spend their hard earned money on luxuries. The company of the rich also makes them pick up their bad habits. They start smoking. Some of them take to intoxicants and thereby ruin themselves. Another great defect in hostel life is the mismanagement on the part of the warden. The food
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In Mary Sherry’s essay “In Praise of the “F” Word”‚ she talked about the argument that teachers just pass students based on the students overall demeanor and not if they are achieving the grade to pass onto the next level of education. Sherry is stating that high school graduates and high school drop outs do not acquire the necessary basic skills to be productive in work place for employers. When asking her students in the class to write about an unpleasant experience they had in school. Sherry has
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Critique In the essay‚ “In Praise of The “F” Word”‚ by Mary Sherry‚ she provides a very good argument on the subject of the failure of kids in school. Her argument is supported by her thesis which‚ which is that kids shouldn’t just be passed through school without learning anything and they should be encouraged to try harder and try to achieve success by threatening them with the word “failure.” Argument elements are very evident in her writing. She identifies the controversy‚ supports her thesis
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Mary Sherry in her article “In Praise Of The “F” Word.” claims that the school system flaws in actually teaching the students what they need to learn; instead they just pass the students so they don’t have to deal with them anymore‚ ultimately cheating them and their future. She also claims that the consequence of failing is a beneficial teaching tool. Sherry‚ as a teacher‚ has seen two students stating that they regret doing drugs and party instead of learning; both were still passed on to the
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