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    The Weeknd Satire

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    The year is 2011‚ the month is September. “Moves Like Jagger” can be heard every twenty-five steps you take. Knee-high‚ pastel-donuts socks determine who you are. Young Money rapper Drake just took to his website to apologize for the fact that “Take Care”‚ his beloved sophomore LP‚ just got postponed an extra two weeks due to sample clearances and a bunch of legal stuff that I’d be lying if I said concerns me. When everyone’s favorite Canadian revealed the delay on octobersveryown.blogspot.com

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    Satire On Drugs

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    In a perfect world‚ eliminating the demand for illegal substances would unilaterally resolve the drug problem eventually‚ although in the short run we would still have the challenge of releasing the addicted from the grips of their habits. Absent demand‚ the impetus for the drug trade -- profit -- would disappear. So‚ too‚ would the social and health costs of drug abuse. In reality‚ there will always be a demand for drugs. Some portion of every population will continue to use illegal drugs to escape

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    Superman Satire

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    Where is Superman? Danielle Davis Wilbur Wright College On December 3rd‚ 2013 a man by the name of Ki-Suck Han was struck by a train in the late afternoon at the Time Square Substation. After having an altercation with Naeem Davis‚ a homeless man of the age of 30‚ Han was pushed down onto the tracks by Naeem Davis. Surrounded by several witnesses‚ Han seeing the oncoming train‚ pleaded for help and tried to lift himself off the tracks and back onto the platform. Instead of helping‚ those around

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    Satire Essay

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    Ella Brooks Mrs. English AP Lang. 2/26/2013 Homeless Trash (A) Americans‚ most of the world believes we are rich‚ plentifully fat‚ stuck up people‚ who waste food and resources‚ and our only enjoyment in life is watching reality TV shows such as Honey Boo Boo and Extreme Couponing. Not all of America is like that‚ just a large amount of it. The truth is thousands of Americans are starving and are without a home. In the rancor winter nights they are forced to subsist on dead bugs they

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    Sleep deprived‚ crabby students attempt to have a “Social life” Date: November 12‚ 2013 08:49am Author: Alice Beck Word Count: 787 83% of juniors at South St. Paul Secondary High School complain about their teachers‚ schoolwork‚ and the lack of a social life due to IB classes.On Thursday‚ the 11th grade students at South St. Paul High School all cheered and yelled as the bell rang at 2:35 for the day to be over and a three-day weekend to begin. As the students quickly rushed to their lockers

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    Satire Essay

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    Sky Sports-Mitchell and Webb As true football fanatics and lovers of the game‚ many around the world find it normal and traditional to wake up in the midst of the late night and the early morning to watch the “beautiful game”. This beautiful game is the international sport of football‚ not to confuse it with the American sport involving the use of the hands. The English Premier League is the root of such excitement as it can easily be named the most watched and loved men’s football league in the

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    Satire Essay

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    Going back to the 1700’s when America was in the process of becoming America‚ smoking has always been present. Now in present day America‚ walking down the streets of any town‚ or road‚ you see and smell the awful and thick smell of tobacco smoke. 9 out of 10 times you are guaranteed to find an old cigarette on the ground. Attempts to better this issue have been made of course. Gruesome commercials tell the terrible consequences of smoking on the body‚ taxes have been raised on them‚ but people

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    Smartphone Satire

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    Domenic DiSalvo Dayharsh EWRT1A Dawn of the Zone It isn’t zombies who want to take your brain. It’s cell phones. When you are out‚ look closely around you. It’s hard to find people without a cell phone in their hands. Ever since the creation of the smartphone‚ cell phones that can do more than just “phone” have become a must-have for everyone around the world. They are our instant gateway into the internet without needing a big ‘ol computer‚ and their perfect-for-pockets size makes them even more

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    short story is all but modest. The proposal is that the people of Ireland should start eating babies in order to dilute the population and to provide money (to‚ for example‚ the renters) for the poor who cannot afford food. John Swift uses this ironic satire in order to catch the reader’s attention. It is his way of saying ‘here is a ridiculous idea‚ now think of an actual solution’. The solution that Swift proposes is one that would work but is deemed immoral.

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    Irony: Purpose Of Satire

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    An Introduction to Satire sat.ire n. 1. 2. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony‚ derision‚ or wit. Irony‚ sarcasm‚ or caustic [bitterly cutting/burning] wit used to attack or expose folly‚ vice‚ or stupidity. (dictionary.com) Ian Johnston‚ retired instructor at Malaspina University-College‚ Nanaimo‚ British Columbia‚ Canada‚ offers helpful information in more clearly defining the use and characteristics of satire: Purpose of Satire: “If we see someone or

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