Golden Pharaoh AP English Mrs. Sande 20 October 2010 My Dad’s 50th Birthday On the day of my dad’s fiftieth birthday celebration‚ my brother and I were delivering a poem about Dad. Standing on chairs in front of all the guests‚ we joked that “Dad is so jealous he wishes that he was as handsome as us when he was an adolescent.” Everyone luckily including Dad laughed. That often repeated statement among our family and friends will stay imbedded in my mind until I write the poem for his sixtieth
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Allyson Lambert English 090 Narrative Essay June 24‚ 2010 A prank on my Mother It was around the time I was fourteen years old. I decided to pull a prank on my mother. I was supposed to go to the movies‚ but to her surprise when she returned home‚ I was still there. I had gotten permission to go to the movies with some friends one summer afternoon. My mother needed to go to the store and pick up my father from work. My ride was on the way‚ so I stayed to wait on them. I don’t recall where
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Reading through the whole story "Haircut" ‚ it is not easy to believe that the death of Jim Kendall is really accidental. It is most likely that the incident is a murder. <br> <br>Jim Kendall is not a man who is loved by people in that small town‚ although some people find his jokes funny as long as they are not on them. There are many examples of those on whom Jim always makes annoying jokes such as Milt who "has got an Adams apple that looks more like a mushmelon" Julie Gregg and especially Paul
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My Not So Perfect Date I am blindfolded headed on a special date in my boyfriend’s truck. As I sit there impatiently awaiting the arrival of our destination‚ the radio turns on with a soft and slow country song. Twenty minutes passes and we are still not there and I am wondering if we will ever get there. He has been planning this date for a while‚ so no telling where we are going or what we will be doing. I feel the truck slowly come to a stop and the loud diesel truck turns off. I hear his
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Opinion column in the glamour magazine – Stereotypical jokes on intelligence – For years and years I’ve been subjected to blonde jokes. You hear blonde jokes at elementary schools‚ you hear them around the water cooler at work and you hear them on morning drive-time radio. Ever heard of this one before? “Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday? A. Tell it to her on Tuesday.” Are those jokes about blondes or intelligence of a certain ethnical group really considered as funny?
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We go on everyday lighting our faces up with the most natural expression ever – smiling. Smiling is beautiful‚ fun‚ and brightens not only our faces‚ but our mood. Smiling does a lot more than only letting everyone around you know that you’re happy‚ it boosts your health. Smiling is beneficial for us; it boosts our mood‚ health‚ and appearance. Smiling and laughing go hand in hand; when you smile or laugh you release chemicals that boost your mood. Smiling releases the neurotransmitters serotonin
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Every Child is Special is a Hindi films directed by Amir Khan .The story is about an 8-year-old boy named Ishaan who cannot cope with the academic demands in school. He once complained that The letters are dancing!” when he was asked to read. Teacher threw him out of the class and the students who passed by the hall mocked him for being punished. Moreover‚ Ishaanreversed letters when he wrote and demonstrated a poor understanding of mathematical concepts. Sometimes if he commits mistakes everybody
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“But they have dreams to use more modern equipments. This is the market! You can’t ignore this.” Mr. Ranganathan reacted strongly to his colleague. “The Dream! Where government still not reached‚ the companies reached that places much before.” Mr. Ranganathan took a long sip from the glass and put few potato chips in his mouth. “You may not find electricity in a remote village but you will find a packet of potato chips.” He raised his hand with a potato chips as evidence. “We all know everyone can’t
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Fun Fun is a word that has been in the English language for centuries‚ and the meaning it has has changed over the years. In the 1680’s fun was a verb meaning “to cheat‚ hoax” and the true origin is unknown. The most likely origin comes from the Middle English word from the 1400’s fond‚ which means “befool”. Fun was used as a verb from the 1680’s until the early 1700’s. In 1727‚ fun was now used as a noun meaning‚ “diversion‚ amusement‚ mirthful sport". This is a more current and common definition
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The Team Player It was 95 degrees‚ the hottest day of the year so far. In my left ear I hear kids laughing and parents talking about how nervous they are about the game. In my right ear I hear my team‚ there nervous too but not for the same reason as the parents. As I stare forward I see the straight lines of chalk going from home to first base and third. Without one speck of chalk out of place. “How do they get the lines that straight.” I wonder. I’m trying not to think of who’s going to be here
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