Knock-knock. . . Who’s there? Wooden... Wooden who? Wooden you think telling a knock-knock joke would be easy. Mankind has been telling knock-knock jokes since the second grade. The art of telling a knock-knock joke is a delicate one indeed. As a whole‚ mankind has been striving to perfect the timing and delivery of the joke for many centuries. Although the art of telling a generic knock-knock joke may seem simple and maybe even trivial‚ there are a few things one must know before undertaking this
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just a quick shot of adrenaline. This is Motocross. The sport of Motocross is mostly looked upon as a death wish although it is very dangerous I think that the excitement and thrill is definitely worth the risk. It all started for me when I was five‚ my dad told me when I could ride my bike without training wheels he would get me a dirt bike. Soon enough I was waking up on Christmas morning to a motocross bike. After that it was like throwing a match into a bucket of gasoline. All I thought about was
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HYDRAULIC JUMP ABSTRACT In this paper‚ the group proposes an analytical representation for the occurrence of hydraulic jump flow. The experiment showed that hydraulic jumps happen when a high velocity liquid enters a zone of lower velocity. The approach used by the group is controlled volume method‚ as it is the most commonly used approach in analyzing hydraulic jumps. Using the Reynolds Transport Theorem and with the aid of some very helpful assumptions‚ the group
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guiding our steps‚ a job no other could ever do‚ and it wasn’t your fault‚ really‚ when I stumbled. Somewhere along our path‚ perhaps where the heights were making me dizzy with joy‚ I simply lost my balance and fell. By the grace of God‚ I fell not to either side‚ nor to the rear‚ but fell instead forward‚ along the path we’d tread. My plunge forward was unguided and my steps were steps you never intended. I fell in love with you. From strangers‚ to friends‚ to close friends‚ to best friends. And
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Accounting Accounting is a very important part of the business world today. It helps protect‚ defend‚ and keep businesses running. Accounting regulates businesses and makes sure everything balances out‚ so that things are not unfair. The role of accounting in a business is to control activities and expenditures‚ improvement of operational plans‚ accountability‚ reporting on project outcomes‚ and the writing of bids for new funds. There are many jobs that the accounting system accomplishes. Accounting
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Hydraulic Jump Experiment SUMMARY The Objective of this experiment is to observe the flow patterns and behaviour of the water before after the jump Also to quantify the energy lost due to a hydraulic jump. The observed and theoretical ratios of upstream and downstream depths will be compared‚ this will show the limitations to purely theoretical analysis. The experiment showed that a hydraulic jump occurs when when liquid at high velocity discharges into a zone of lower velocity
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It was hypothesized that some characteristics of the positions adopted by long jumpers during the final strides of the approach are significantly related to the distance of the jump‚position variables were significantly related to the distance of the jump‚ through their relationships with the velocity of the approach and the vertical velocity of the CG at takeoff into the jumphe techniques used during the final strides of the approach‚ the role of elastic energy in the takeoff‚ the initiation and
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Hydraulic Jump Introduction. In this lab exercise we were supposed to analyse the Hydraulic jump through the Sluice gate‚ and to discuss about the energy displacement through that process. Hydraulic jump is known as the change flow which changes from the supercritical flow to the sub-critical flow‚ this change occurs due to the loss turbulence in an open tunnel. In basic terms this happens when there is a sudden rise in the water levels‚ due to the change that takes places when the velocity
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Basketball-related Research: The Vertical Jump Posted on September 27‚ 2012 by Brian McCormick On a message forum that I frequent‚ I continually see trainers touting the Vertimax as the solution to all vertical jump problems for basketball players. There are two issues with this: McClenton et al. (2008) compared depth-jump training to Vertimax training and found: Depth jump training twice weekly for 6 weeks is more beneficial than VertiMax jump training for increasing vertical jump height. Strength professionals
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When Friendship Turns to Love I didn’t want to depart my home town‚ which I’ve been settling ever since the day I was born. Neither do I want to leave my school‚ relatives‚ and most importantly my best friend Samuel. Sam and I had been best friends since elementary school. I still recall the day when we first met; it was the first day of grade 1 and we were in the same class. Unintentionally I collided with his head trying to reach for my pencil that had been knocked out on the floor. Fortunately
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