2 Kitties Monologue

A Tale of 2 Kitties (Working Title).

Backstories

Cali (Female Kitty) Hi, my name is Cali and I’m a kitten. Well, I guess you already know that. Let me let you in on a secret, I’m in love with Tab, but sometimes he’s just so stubborn even for a kitten. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me tell you more about me. That doesn’t sound too conceited, does it?

I’m nine months old and I’ve never been outside. Yeah, I’m an indoor kitty. Maybe that’s why I’m so drawn to Tab, he’s been outdoors his entire life. Oh, here I go raving about him again. Let’s see, I like to play with yarn, I’m too young for catnip, I prefer milk over water and I like food out of a can.

Geez, that sounds like a dating profile. Anyway, I’m on my way to go see Tab. He says he has something he wants to show me. I wonder what it could be? I’m scared as this is my first time leaving my house. What dangers await me out there?
I’ve been on my own ever since I can remember. I’m 11 months old and I couldn’t tell you what the inside of any building looks like. I don’t have a human feeding me. Everything I got, I got on my own. Survival of the fittest.

It hasn’t always been bad, though. There’s this kitty that I’m sort of into. Her name is Tab. She is a neo-native. She’d have a better shot of me, but she’s just too darn nice. That’s probably why she likes me. I’m a bad