A Humorous: A Short Story

I did ask for a microphone for today but was told that one wasn’t obtainable. So if you can’t hear me in the back, just know that the silence from the people in the front should re-assure you that you’re not missing out on anything.
What an exciting and happy day it is today. Earlier this afternoon we were trying to get all the beautiful bridesmaids and handsome groomsmen, and the lovely bride and dapper groom, ready for this day of festivity. I must admit though that Connor was surprisingly calm and ready for today, as if he knew what he was getting himself into. I may look stress-free right now but I was running around like crazy trying to make sure everything was set up just right. It was up to me to dress and prepare the groomsmen, and some of them are not easy to work with. Do you know how many times I had to explain to them that they couldn’t where Nike shoes with their suits? Connor on the other hand was awake and ready to go by 6 a.m. He was ready so fast that I even though that he slept
How could I forget! I’ve never believed with love at first sight but that’s what I thought of after he came home from that night. He was like a deer in headlights, he had no idea what to do. But I knew what he was thinking. From that night, he knew that he wanted to be with her, because he finally met the perfect woman. These two have had that special type of relationship that you would only see in movies. These two have such an incredible relationship. They already know that they will relish this day, and especially each other. They already know that they must care and develop each other, respect each other, and love each other. I have known these two for awhile now and they know what they need to do. So everyone, raise your glasses high. Join me in wishing this amazing and wonderful couple a life full of love, charm and most importantly true friendship for the rest of their