Aro Volturi Alternate Ending

Aro Volturi: Anthony Hopkins
You were watching The Silence Of The Lambs, with Aro.
"He is amazing," you murmured to Aro.
"Who?"
"Anthony Hopkins of course," you replied.
He raised his eyebrow. "How so?"
You thought for a minute. "He is elegant, charming, handsome and such a gentleman."
Upon seeing Aro's hurt and slightly jealous face, you quickly said, "A lot like you actually."
He asked, "But you still love me right?"
You smiled. "Of course."
Marcus Volturi: Alan Rickman (R.I.P.)
You were watching Die Hard, starring Alan Rickman. You loved his velvety voice and acting skills.
"Marcus," you called.
"Yes my dear?"
"Do you hear his voice? I love it!" you said, staring at Alan.
"How lovely," Marcus said, with just a trace of sarcasm in his voice.
"I love him," you sighed dreamily.
"More than you love me?" Marcus inquired, tilting his head.
"Of course not," you replied.
Caius Volturi: Gerard Butler
You've always been a fan of musicals and plays growing up, so it makes sense that you loved Gerard Butler, in The Phantom Of The Opera. Caius knew that Gerard was your favorite actor, but he didn't know that you were in love with Gerard's incredible voice and good looks. As both of you began to watch the film, Caius watched with his jaw clenched, as you swooned over Gerard. As soon as Gerard's solo came on, Caius stood up and began singing. Surprisingly, he had a great voice. As soon as Caius was finished, he attacked your lips with a frenzied passion.
"I bet Gerard Butler couldn't do that," he said, before claiming your lips again.
Jane Volturi: Helena Bonham Carter
Jane watched in displeasure as you stared at Helena. Smiling, you listened to her laugh. That was the last straw for Jane. She walked over and stood in front of the T.V, blocking your
view.
"Hey!" you complained, craning your neck to look around her.
"Why are you paying so much attention to her?" Jane snarled. "You're mine."
You opened your arms and said, "Come here Jane."
Jane crossed her arms. "Not until you tell me why you're ignoring me."
You sighed and said, "I'm not ignoring you. I'm just watching-"
"A gorgeous women?" Jane asked.
"Do you really think I'll leave you for a puny human?" you asked.
"Well, no."
"Exactly."