There is a new country called Dylan's Aisle. It is a beautiful island just off the coast of Aruba. It is a tropical 1'st world country where everyone poops outside in the jungle, everyone walks around naked, and we eat bugs and coconuts. It is a very peaceful place where no fighting is allowed. There would be daily yoga out on the beach for the women, as for the men, daily coconut football on the beach. If anybody wears clothes, we throw them in the 5000 foot high volcano as a sacrifice. We have Worships to the coconut gods every 5 hours so They know we are still here. Every new-born baby has to get a scar of its last initial on its head so we know whose it is. We will have a population limit of 150 so …show more content…
He was almost there when he found his loved spouse Fanny. The only bad thing, she was tied to a chair surrounded by very revolting mountain lions. He knew what he had to do. He jumped from the tree in which he was hiding and started to lay down very menacing fire with his big water gun. He shot the two mountain lions on guard in the eyes to blind them. He quickly tied them up and taped their mouths shut so they could not alarm the other 4 lions. He pulled out his small but mighty bubble gun and took out the other 4. He tied them up and scooted them all together after he untied his wife. He left them there and took his wife back to the village. The village was more worried than ever for the Captain Fluffy Bottom. They stopped looking for him and began planning a funeral. Just before they started the ceremony, Captain Fluffy Bottom arose from the jungle and started to pant due to exhaustion. The village stopped what they were doing and greeted him back and were all around thrilled to have him back. He then greeted his wife to the village and went on to enjoy his life in the village. Fanny started to do yoga on the beach with all of the other women. Captain Fluffy Bottom went right back to coconut football and they lived happily ever