Group Councilor stands: There there, it’s alright. Why don’t you just start from the beginning and take your time. If it gets too uncomfortable, you may stop at any time. Is that alright?
LM: Yes, thank you. I suppose I should come right out and say it. I’m.. I’m… a pusher
Macbeth: *scoff*
LM: *glare* It didn’t appear to be much of a problem, really. I simply motivate people who are suited to do things, but lack the motivation. It started off slow. Things were quite pleasant when I married Darrell. What? Everybody has to have a first name. Do you think I go cavorting around calling by his last name like everybody else? “Oi, Macbeth, come have some mead at the pub! Yer old lady won’t mind, she’s got mending to do! Busting out of all yer pants gives her a lot of werk to do, don’t it, ya fat lug?!” Yes… very amusing, Porter. We get it, you went through a very dark phase in college, there’s no need to pretend that you’re keeping the gates of hell every Friday night, and I-
GC: Maybe we should continue on?
LM: Yes.. quite. Well, I’ll say one thing. It was awfully uncomfortable seeing all the people that I inadvertently had slaughtered when I finally died…
When reading Shakespeare, it requires a great deal of patience, understanding, and restraint to never wonder why these people don’t speak in an ordinary tone, or at least had the stories adapted to fit a younger and hipper crowd. Subliminal themes of guilt, supernatural forces, fear, honor, and personal responsibility are highbrow topics to discuss; throw in the element of Shakespearian English, and you’ve got yourself a booked weekend with No Fear Shakespeare. Luckily, you all have us, and we have Spark notes. So in a happy little nutshell container, here is what we’re going to do; we put the