Three months later Sue Ellen Norris passed away due to internal bleeding caused by Chuck’s violent and precise kicking.
At the age of three months Chuck Norris was so distraught that he ran away from home never to return again. He found shelter in a cave with a pack of wolves. He spent the next year and a half hunting and stocking prey and feasting on nothing but raw meat. By the time he was nearly two years old he had become the alpha male of the pack. One day while on a hunt they heard a strange buzzing noise and it kept getting louder and louder. Out of instinct, Chuck began to run from the terrible noise and the pack fell behind. Suddenly he heard a huge crash behind him and as he looked back he saw nothing but fire and smoke rising into the air. The pack that he had grown to love so much was gone. From that moment on Chuck Norris absolutely hated planes, especially planes that crash in the mountain forests and kill packs of
wolves. Chuck Norris wandered the forest for the next couple of weeks mourning the loss of his darling canine companions. By the age of two Chuck Norris had made many friends while mourning; Momma Moose, Stinky Skunk, Rabid Raccoon, and Black “Brother” Bear. All of his friends taught him very valuable lessons and ways of life. He spent five short years learning from his fury friends. Now seven years old Chuck Norris left the forest and set off on a journey to a far away place to spend the next thirty years in seclusion, dwelling on all that he had learned and experienced. When he came out of isolation he had become a real man; a man with the heart of a bear, the brains of a moose, the wiliness of a wolf, the bite of a rabid raccoon, and the body odor of a skunk. He was the envy of every other so called man he met. He has remained a man that many idolize as the toughest ever to have roamed the earth. Now you may experience his tough features on a television series that is still being aired today, “Walker Texas Ranger.” He may also be seen on an infomercial for exercise equipment in the late hours of the night and an amazing Mountain Dew commercial. Due to his success he now lives in Los Angeles. Still to this day he eats raw meat and squats in the yard. Some say that they’ve heard howling in his Los Angeles neighborhood. Those that have heard it believe it to be a drunk washed up man with nothing more to live for, but I know who it really is. It’s Chuck Norris mourning the death of his mother, Sue Ellen Norris, and his beloved pack. Chuck Norris will always be known as the roughest, toughest man alive with his amazing windmill kicks and his high-quality punches.