Death of Hannah Montana

August 25, 2013, Hannah Montana’s war has ended. She has lost a long and courageous battle with Miley Cyrus. The coroner’s office has stated that the death was from “complications of being normal,” but rumor has it, the adorable teen idol to millions of young girls passed due to shame, or, possibly, neglect. Miley Cyrus has been trying to cut her ties to Disney since her show “Hannah Montana,” a popular Disney show aimed toward young girls, ended in January of 2011. Maybe even a bit before that. Hannah Montana is dead and Miley Cyrus did an amazing job at murdering the kid pop princess. Miley has been planting the seeds for her big murder for the past five years. She was 15 when she weathered her first scandal, when she posed for Vanity Fair wearing a sheet that made her look topless. Shortly after, in 2009, Miley was performing at the Teen Choice Awards. When she took the stage, she quickly hopped on a pole and began a routine that one would more likely see in a place called “Girls, Girls, Girls,” not a show for children. In 2010, we started noticing a message Miley was sending. She can’t be tamed. She wants out of the Hannah Montana universe and wants to be herself: a party animal, a bit crazy, and go through men like money. Well, that’s what the song said. This was Miley’s big year. Age 18. Oh yes. Let the sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll begin. First she begins with drugs. At her birthday celebration precious Hannah was tied to a chair, shoved in a corner, and forced to watch Miley take a large hit of salvia, a legalized drug that is similar to marijuana, then laugh uncontrollably, ramble unrecognizable words, and obsess over boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth. The hope in little Hannah’s eyes was almost impossible to find. Hannah hung her head in shame in early 2011 when the Disney show was cancelled. Hannah was still trying to seep through the growing ego of Miley Cyrus. However, also in 2011, at her 19th birthday, Miley officially declared herself as a stoner when