Death Row Persuasive Letter Monologue

Ty McFarland
420 Dank Dr.
Dayton, Ohio 45415
(937)-694-5804
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Apologies from Death Row
Maddox K. Ashley
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Judge Harring, Your wife, sir, was I believe my favourite victim. I'm writing to you from a dim, foul-odored, cramped cell. The walls are leaky and covered in mildew. Unlike your bedroom of course. How hard was it to get Meredith’s blood and other stains off of your walls? She deserved every single lash, kick, and stab that she received. I never got to get a glimpse of the autopsy photographs. And I am aware that her left finger & kidney were missing. They were delicious and go well with risotto. I have a few months left until they inject me. Sending me home to my father, Satan. I have left
But I can’t help but remember each night I spent observing you. I miss watching you play with your cat Alfred whom I had “accidentally” kinda shot. I wanted the attention you gave that pussy. Speaking of, how many stitches did they have to give you? Wasn’t it about 48? In all honesty, you deserved it, after all the shit you did. You stupid cunt. You should have known I would have found out. I take it the cops never found your severed pinky toe. That is because the day I was arrested, I stored it in my rectum. Occasionally when I am not around a guard, I take it out of the bag and play with it. It still smells like your lavender-vanilla lotion. Each time I take a whiff, I envision each time I felt your veneers clamp onto my neck, drawing blood. I'm sorry for each stain left on your body and mouth. I sure do miss those days. But I lay in this cell alone each night because I let you escape. I’m sorry I didn’t lock you in that cage like I
I now know what I did was wrong. I have prayed and begged God to forgiveness. I hope that once the world does away with me, you all we be happy. Then I realized that I was completely and utterly full of shit! Each one of those whores got what was coming to them. I am not sorry to the women I hurt and the families I killed. I wanted to see my dear Annabelle grow up. I shouldn’t be here. But watching the little skanks suffer was beyond worth it. But when I committed such unholy acts, I felt joy and satisfaction. The tingly feeling I felt in my heart and loins, was so amazing. If only I could do it once