Epilogue To Odysseus

As Circe instructed I Brought Beeswax to fill all the crew's’ ears so they don't hear the song that I have sought out to hear. “Jim!” I shouted, “Tie me up to this mast please.” Jim Started Tying me up with the rope. As he was Tying I told him do not let me go from this mast. “Okay sir.” Jim said “I won't" As we're nearing the siren's lair I hear “Odysseus Odysseus You Are Wise.” ,“You Are Smart.” I thought to myself, Oh, how flattering. I wonder what the song will sound like if they are this nice already. Odysseus you are smart you are wise please be mine
I heard one say. They kept badgering me and they were just so sweet and I couldn't resist. I kept fighting and fighting till I couldn't fight no more. I shouted. “JIM! Take me out of this
“Onward!” I yelled. And as we went back to the siren's lair the sirens said Oh Odysseus Your Blessing us with your presence. Then one said Odysseus “We love you”. As one went up to me and said “Odysseus please help us”. “We need you to help us. We want to escape.” I Looked At them and said “Look I don't like you” “I'm just here to see if you guys would change the song, I could care less if you need help because we will never need you to help us with anything.” As Soon As I said that the sirens started yelling “We Hate You Odysseus.” “We Knew You wouldn't help” I then decided I didn't want to help the sirens. Then I told the crew to go back. But they didn't here me so i started to kick and then eventually they got they got the point the sirens started screeching making random noises and cries of help. But finally after a long journey We Get to the King's’ Kingdom And I Knock on the Big Gate And a Guard Shouts who is this? I say It's Odysseus The Wise. Then Another Guard Comes and says that the King Says Let him
but what will you do for me?” I began to think. “I could tell you a story, if you're up to it.” The King smiled, “Yes I indeed love stories tell me please.” As he wished I told him the stories of how I made it through the cyclops and how I played the sirens to my favor. Finally, after all the repetitive storytelling the King said, “ You may now leave with my ship and my crew my guards have assembled for you, the best of the best. I looked at him and smirked “ Thank You I am honored to use your ship.”
A few years later. I ad to go back to sweet Penelope but I couldn't just barge in there and just say i’m back. I had to get the suitors out of my Kingdom. I kept thinking to myself what can I do to get them out. Ah my son Telemachus I haven’t seen him in Years. I know what i could do. I could dress as a homeless person and come up to my kingdom. I went up to a homeless person and I asked ” if I could have their clothes, for as I will repay you in the future.” He