Fazbear Monologue

Night 1,

So on my first night I wasn’t ready to see what I saw. So I get to the pizzeria and i'm like uh I don't want to do this i'm kinda nervous. So I get in and I get to my office and check if the cameras are working and check the “show stage” and I see the main protagonist Freddy Fazbear and his friends Bonnie the Bunny and Chica the Chicken. Then I jumped out of my skin when I heard the phone go off it was loud and I didn't want it waking up freddy and his friends so i pick it out the phone says “Phone Guy - "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups
They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask,