One day I decided to ditch out on my 3rd grade class, my teacher was being a complete phony, and go for a long pointless walk in the woods. Pretty soon, I came upon a house that looks like it could have been from a fairy tale, all perfect and what not. I cant tell you why, maybe because of complete boredom, but I knocked and no one answered. Something smelled good and I was goddamn hungry so I decided to take a quick peak and see what was cooking.
I opened the door and it made the most annoying noise ever. Is it really that hard to throw on some WD40? Anyways I walked in and saw three bowls of porridge. I went up to the first one and took a spoonful, and goddamn was it hot. It nearly burned my tongue off. I can guarantee that whoevers porridge this was just is a complete phony and just wants to look like a tough guy. Anyways, I went to the second bowl and it was freezing. This person also had to be a phony, thinking they were a cool polar bear or something. So I tried out the third bowl and it was just how I liked it, someone must of tried copying my style, yet another phony. I ate the whole bowl though and it was quite filling. School didnt end for another hour so I decided to poke around a bit.
I walked into the next room and saw three chairs and a T.V. with a movie playing. I usually dont watch movies because the are so fake and played out but I watched the whole movie, just because Im such a sexy bastard. I didnt even try the chairs out I just sat on the ground because Im just that cool.
After that phony movie I looked around and saw a staircase and went up it. There I