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Humorous Wedding Speech: Mere Human Communication
Hello, mr. Harthun,
What is your real name? I am Natalia Martyschenko and I am answering to your ad on Penpalsnow.com. It’s all about food and I wonder about other interests you have. As for long walks, it’s part of my life too, though rather by necessity than my own choice in my circumstances. I trust you seek out a regular penfriend with no ulterior intention to find a lady for some doubtful entertainment like a sexual talk. To continue to introduce myself, all what I am looking for replying to you – it’s a decent interlocutor to interact with for mere human communication.
First, let me tell you about my occupation. I worked as a nurse for eighteen years, but I changed my profession a couple of years ago and became an English language tutor. The point is that I have both pedagogical and medical education. Moreover, after I passed the IELTS exams with relatively good score (six points from the total nine) and obtained the
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In more detail, I attended a musical school in my childhood and, consequently, I play the piano daily. I prefer classical music to other styles and adore the opera in particular. I have been fond of the classical music since I went to the Theatre of Opera and Ballet of Novosibirsk nearly every weekend in my childhood, though after the end of the Soviet era, I have no chance to do it any more.
Besides, I am fond of reading fiction. Hence, no wonder why I am on the second novel of Harry Potter now. It is children’s fiction, I know, but since I like the first three movies made by the books about Harry Potter, which I have watched repeatedly, I decided that it wouldn’t be difficult for me to read it in the original language, all the more that I would be able to use it for my work. I refer to my hot wish to inspire my pupils to read in English just for pleasure, not only because of school tasks. So, here I am reading “Harry Potter and the Secret Chamber” in my forty-one years

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