Humorous Wedding Speech: My Mom And The Lottery By Shirley Jackson
What if you had enough money to make the impossible possible and become more famous than Lebron James and Kyrie Irving? Well let me tell you that now I am! This is how it all started,on a burning hot Sunday in July, I walked in my tiny house and turned on my crt tv (an old fat tv)hoping I would win the lottery, (though I never won) They called the numbers 6666, my numbers were 9999, I lost! But then I realized that I was holding the ticket upside-down. I had won a billion dollars! I’m going to buy a gift for my mom,my best friend Damian, and the Parsippany PAL. I now has as much money as Bill Gates!
The first person I want to give an exquisite gift to is my wonderful mother! I really wish to fulfill my mother's hearts desires buy buying her
a voice-automated kitchen. The concept of this is that when my mom says an ingredient it will come to her immediately in a floating tray, and when my mom is tired the kitchen will make food by itself. However, my mother is a phenomenal and caring person and she deserves more than all the money in the world and I really thank her for that.
Next, I would get a remarkable gift for my fabulous friend Damian. I wish to get him and indoor soccer field next to his house. I also wish to give Damian every ticket to Barcelona games with front row seats. The reason I wisht to give him this wonderful present is because he loves soccer and his favorite team is Barcelona. Also, He is a very great friend of mine. Finally, I would donate every type of court/field to the PAL. The types of fields I would give are two football fields, two baseball fields, two soccer fields, and two basketball courts. I go to the PAL every day and I owe them at least this much. The reason I want to donate this marvelous gift because I go to the PAL very often and play basketball there and it is because of them that I am this good at basketball right now. In the end, winning the lottery has been a great experience for me because I have been able to share my wealth with my loved ones and organizations that have helped me to grow. My mom my humorous friend Damian and the Parsippany PAL are awesome. I hope I have fulfilled their hearts desires with these gifts that are worthy to their likings!
The first person I want to give an exquisite gift to is my wonderful mother! I really wish to fulfill my mother's hearts desires buy buying her
a voice-automated kitchen. The concept of this is that when my mom says an ingredient it will come to her immediately in a floating tray, and when my mom is tired the kitchen will make food by itself. However, my mother is a phenomenal and caring person and she deserves more than all the money in the world and I really thank her for that.
Next, I would get a remarkable gift for my fabulous friend Damian. I wish to get him and indoor soccer field next to his house. I also wish to give Damian every ticket to Barcelona games with front row seats. The reason I wisht to give him this wonderful present is because he loves soccer and his favorite team is Barcelona. Also, He is a very great friend of mine. Finally, I would donate every type of court/field to the PAL. The types of fields I would give are two football fields, two baseball fields, two soccer fields, and two basketball courts. I go to the PAL every day and I owe them at least this much. The reason I want to donate this marvelous gift because I go to the PAL very often and play basketball there and it is because of them that I am this good at basketball right now. In the end, winning the lottery has been a great experience for me because I have been able to share my wealth with my loved ones and organizations that have helped me to grow. My mom my humorous friend Damian and the Parsippany PAL are awesome. I hope I have fulfilled their hearts desires with these gifts that are worthy to their likings!