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6 Types Of Inconsiderate Driver We All Hate
Posted on January 28, 2013 by thinksimple * * digg * * * 3EmailShare
Are you a bigger arse than this?
The first recorded instance of road rage dates back to 1627. Taking his eye off the road, Percy Baker of Shropshire reached down into his knapsack as he searched for his boiled turnip lunch. In the following moments, his horse and cart careered across the road and crashed into an oncoming carriage. In a fit of rage, the carriage driver launched a vicious attack that resulted in Percy’s turnip being crushed.
Fast forward to the present day and you’re more likely to be the aggressor. Why? Because most of us really are shit drivers who want to blame other drivers for our crappy skills. But what if the grim reaper could solve all those little annoyances you see on the road everyday? Which one would he choose to place his morbid grip on? What about these 6…
Not Giving Way On A Roundabout
Unless you took your driving test in North Korea, blindfolded, there’s a pretty good chance you know what a roundabout is. In fact, even if you haven’t seen one the concept is pretty easy to work out. But, just in case you really haven’t seen one before or you’re terminally stupid, here’s a quick run through of how it works:
1. A roundabout is a, err, round structure in the middle of the road.
2. When approaching, you GIVE WAY TO THE FUCKING RIGHT!
3. WHEN CLEAR you indicate, navigate the roundabout and select the required exit
4. Leave the roundabout without leaving other cars looking like this…
“Yes, this is for real.”
Now, for all the terminally stupid drivers out there, you may have noticed some very selective use of bold text in bullet point 2. There’s a reason why you give way to the right – so you
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6 Types Of Inconsiderate Driver We All Hate
Posted on January 28, 2013 by thinksimple * * digg * * * 3EmailShare
Are you a bigger arse than this?
The first recorded instance of road rage dates back to 1627. Taking his eye off the road, Percy Baker of Shropshire reached down into his knapsack as he searched for his boiled turnip lunch. In the following moments, his horse and cart careered across the road and crashed into an oncoming carriage. In a fit of rage, the carriage driver launched a vicious attack that resulted in Percy’s turnip being crushed.
Fast forward to the present day and you’re more likely to be the aggressor. Why? Because most of us really are shit drivers who want to blame other drivers for our crappy skills. But what if the grim reaper could solve all those little annoyances you see on the road everyday? Which one would he choose to place his morbid grip on? What about these 6…
Not Giving Way On A Roundabout
Unless you took your driving test in North Korea, blindfolded, there’s a pretty good chance you know what a roundabout is. In fact, even if you haven’t seen one the concept is pretty easy to work out. But, just in case you really haven’t seen one before or you’re terminally stupid, here’s a quick run through of how it works:
1. A roundabout is a, err, round structure in the middle of the road.
2. When approaching, you GIVE WAY TO THE FUCKING RIGHT!
3. WHEN CLEAR you indicate, navigate the roundabout and select the required exit
4. Leave the roundabout without leaving other cars looking like this…
“Yes, this is for real.”
Now, for all the terminally stupid drivers out there, you may have noticed some very selective use of bold text in bullet point 2. There’s a reason why you give way to the right – so you