Bert Was scared to lose his life to the humans, so he hid on one of the highest mountains, Mount Everest. Bert stayed there for as long as time existed. He would sleep all through the year and would only wake in the winter months, because even though it was cold enough up in the mountain those few degree differences made it feel like a sauna to Bert. One winter Bert woke up very famished, so famished that even the great Goddess Marda heard his stomach gripe. Of course, like a Grandma to her grand child, Marda provided food for Bert. Bert was very satisfied with his meal that her decided he would go to Marda for food every day. Of course Marda can’t say no, but her feeding was only a one time thing. She tried and tried to tell Bert that she could not feed him anymore, but she was just simply too charitable. Then she got an idea, she would give Bert a new mea, she would give him beans. “ of course why didn’t I think of this before” Marda said, “ He only eats meat, he won’t like beans!” one day she gave Bert the beans, she waited anxiously for the first bite, and when he took it a sigh of relief left her. “What is this!” cried
Bert Was scared to lose his life to the humans, so he hid on one of the highest mountains, Mount Everest. Bert stayed there for as long as time existed. He would sleep all through the year and would only wake in the winter months, because even though it was cold enough up in the mountain those few degree differences made it feel like a sauna to Bert. One winter Bert woke up very famished, so famished that even the great Goddess Marda heard his stomach gripe. Of course, like a Grandma to her grand child, Marda provided food for Bert. Bert was very satisfied with his meal that her decided he would go to Marda for food every day. Of course Marda can’t say no, but her feeding was only a one time thing. She tried and tried to tell Bert that she could not feed him anymore, but she was just simply too charitable. Then she got an idea, she would give Bert a new mea, she would give him beans. “ of course why didn’t I think of this before” Marda said, “ He only eats meat, he won’t like beans!” one day she gave Bert the beans, she waited anxiously for the first bite, and when he took it a sigh of relief left her. “What is this!” cried