Narrative Essay: The Pigs And The Mafia

Once upon a time there were three pigs, who lived with their mothers. However, these pigs were kicked out because of a rather nasty habit of borrowing from the Mafia. The first little pig was very lazy. So lazy, in fact that he didn't even bother to go the the store to supplies for his new home, just over a few blocks to the local Mafia hideout. He didn't want to work at all and he built his house out of straw. The second little pig worked a little bit harder but he was somewhat lazy too and he built his house out of sticks. He also went to the same hideout. However, both neglected to pay the Mafia; they spent all their money on sugar. Once they had built their houses, they simply gorged themselves on the little sugar their money could buy.
Little pig! Pay me now!"
But the little pig saw the member's Mafia tattoo, and had no money to pay him with, so he said "No! No! No! Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!"
The man called his friends and soon a wrecking ball destroyed the house.

The Mafia tried to stop him, but the first little pig escaped and ran away to hide with the second little pig. The collector continued down the lane and he passed by the second house made of sticks. He saw the house, and he heard the pigs inside, and he began fantasizing about getting all the money they owed him. So he knocked on the door and said: "Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me in, and pay me now!!"
But the little pigs saw the man's crest through the keyhole, so they answered back: "No! No! No! Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chin!"
Then the wolf said: "Then I'll call my friends and knock you house down!"
So he called up his friends and knocked the house down! The man was almost too greedy and he tried to catch both pigs at once, but he got lucky and grabbed both pigs by their collars. He then took the pigs to the mafia's nearest sweatshop, where the worked the rest of their pitiful