Nutella: The Next Red Scare?

Nutella: The Next Red Scare? Communism is a very dangerous thing. It spread like wildfire in the 1920s and 1950s after each world war respectively. But today, I am here to inform you about a new kind of Communism. It is the month of May, in the year 2014, and the Cold War has been over for nearly 3 decades now, but communism is still a very real thing, that has taken on a brand new form. This isn’t exactly a factual description of communism, it’s more along the lines of things that I think are communist. But these threats are very real, they are very scary, and they come in the form of modern day trends. One of the most common forms of communism that I see in today’s time is something that is horrifying, disgusting, and terrible. It is a strange chocolaty peanut butter like “delight” that people all across the world love and eat on any kind of food imaginable. This chocolaty terror is known as Nutella, and it is a plague that is spreading all across the world. I have never tried Nutella, nor do I have to in order for me to know its evils. Nutella is communist, and here is why. Communism is something that sounds great on paper. In fact, it sounds so good on paper that people flock to it, in an attempt to fix their country. Nutella works in the exact same way. It sounds delicious. And people flock to it, like a herd of migrating whales. One thing leads to another, and BAM! They’re eating Nutella on pizza, in their coffee, on their bread, it’s everywhere. They’re even eating Nutella in their Nutella! Then they get sneaky, and people start putting Nutella in things called crepes. This is an attempt to force their communist ways upon other, unsuspecting people like myself. Eventually, Nutella devours its victims’ lives entirely. They spend all their money on it, always trying to get their next fix. Just like the communist Soviet Union in the 1960s. They talk about it on Instagram, Facebook, and, worst of all, Twitter, which brings me to my next point.