Personal Narrative: How To Get Away With Murder
How to get away with murder
Is it your husband, wife, annoying teen, insane in-laws, or teacher? Or all of them like it was for me. Whoever it is you want gone, can vanish in a series of simple steps. Over the years; after countless evil deeds and the police catching onto my trail, I made a fool proof guide to an untraceable murder. I would not recommend any of my past murders for they have ending in jail time. However, I have use my past triumphs and tribulations to make a stressful, frightening, and time consuming deed fun. I know murder is not for everyone, but if you choose to, here is a blueprint to carry out a enjoyable murder and not get caught.
First off, before I get started with the process, you need to know how to be creative. You need to understand that no murder is the …show more content…
Once the murder happens, as I have personally found out, there is not much time to flee. The quickest route isn’t always the best; taking a kayak down river or a silent dirt bike down a back trail will keep you hidden from authorities. In other words, flee the area of the scene quickly, but take an undisclosed and unbenounced rout even if it tis a time consuming. To be able to do this however mean you must know you exit rout like the back of your hand. Also use a means of quiet transportation, the quieter the better. I would advise against fleeing by foot, if their is a water source like a river use it; otherwise use a quick vehicle like an electric prius.
I would also advise having all of your supplies ready. Your bleach should be on hand to clean the scene. You must be a master with your murder weapon; know how to use it and perform well with it. Personally speaking, I would recommend using gun to kill the victim quietly and gardening tools to shred and dismember the body. Gloves, a dark outfit, bleach, and weapon must all be ready in a fraction of a
Is it your husband, wife, annoying teen, insane in-laws, or teacher? Or all of them like it was for me. Whoever it is you want gone, can vanish in a series of simple steps. Over the years; after countless evil deeds and the police catching onto my trail, I made a fool proof guide to an untraceable murder. I would not recommend any of my past murders for they have ending in jail time. However, I have use my past triumphs and tribulations to make a stressful, frightening, and time consuming deed fun. I know murder is not for everyone, but if you choose to, here is a blueprint to carry out a enjoyable murder and not get caught.
First off, before I get started with the process, you need to know how to be creative. You need to understand that no murder is the …show more content…
Once the murder happens, as I have personally found out, there is not much time to flee. The quickest route isn’t always the best; taking a kayak down river or a silent dirt bike down a back trail will keep you hidden from authorities. In other words, flee the area of the scene quickly, but take an undisclosed and unbenounced rout even if it tis a time consuming. To be able to do this however mean you must know you exit rout like the back of your hand. Also use a means of quiet transportation, the quieter the better. I would advise against fleeing by foot, if their is a water source like a river use it; otherwise use a quick vehicle like an electric prius.
I would also advise having all of your supplies ready. Your bleach should be on hand to clean the scene. You must be a master with your murder weapon; know how to use it and perform well with it. Personally speaking, I would recommend using gun to kill the victim quietly and gardening tools to shred and dismember the body. Gloves, a dark outfit, bleach, and weapon must all be ready in a fraction of a