We then went looking for the Alpha Wolf. When we were in the middle of looking for the Alpha Wolf when they had to shut down Atwood because people spotted Clowns and Isis. Well, we didn’t know that and the our group …show more content…
spotted the Alpha Wolf! We did our little ritual, then the wolf pulls off it's face and reveals Donald Trump! The first thing Harambe did was off of chain reaction punched Donald Trump.
“What are you doing, man?” I hollered.
“Sorry, couldn’t help it,” Harambe responded.
“What a right bomb,” Ty murmured.
“Well that’s just great, you ruined my vote!” Joey yelled.
“Hey, you don’t mess with a gorilla!” I responded, “Great, now look what you did, you made Harambe cry!”
“Now I’m going to go to the Cincinnati Zoo and tell a Zookeeper to shoot me after I save a baby,” Harambe cried.
“No, no, don’t think of that man, your a great gorilla!” I said with joy.
“Uhhh, guys-” Evan wondered.
“Not right now Evan, I’m trying to make Harambe feel better,” I shouted.
“Donald Trump just became the president!” Carter shouted.
“That’s it! I’m moving to China! Where is my passport?” Alec screeched.
“Well I don’t know- wait, what?” I questioned, “We are all screwed!”
At that moment, we all looked for Trump and we couldn’t find him. Wait a minute, what’s that up there? Is that bricks hanging off a helicopter? We then hear a scratchy man’s voice coming out of the helicopter. The gas filled my lungs with smoke and I coughed for like 20 minutes.
“That’s all the bricks we need for the wall bordering Mexico,” The man hollered.
Now there is another helicopter HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS US!!!
“RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!” I screech.
We all start running away from that area and then we hide in trees. We then see Trump come out first, then Isis and clowns carrying tables and buckets of half full water bottles.
Trump sets up the tables, then yells, “Where are you kids? We are going to have a bottle flip challenge without you! The winner puts the losers in jail for life!”
We then see Trump flip the bottles 6 times in a row!
We then climb slowly down the trees, then come out and have the fight of the century! It went back and forth. Turns out Harambe is a god when it comes to bottle flipping.
“Way to go Harambe!!!!” We all say like it's choreographed.
“Awkward,” Alec murmured. So that happened, It was down to me and the leader of Isis. I am TRASH when it comes to bottle flipping. Sadly it is tied at 420 a piece and when I warm up I noticed that the leader of Isis is also trash. So this would be a pretty good match. The first bottle I threw didn’t even hit the table! But luckily the leader of Isis is completely trash and can’t throw it an inch high. It was pretty much the same thing going over and over again. It started to get really boring, but at one point the Isis leader throws it and lands it on his 54th throw!
I’m on my 55th now and I throw it and it lands straight up but then falls down. The Isis leader doesn’t care anymore and misses the rest and I’m on my final two. I throw my 59th and land it! My team goes crazy! I throw my 60th and it falls on it's side. So we have a tie breaker! Donald Trump calls in the U.S. army and they bring their best flipper.
“What are we going to do?” Carter
questioned
“I know,” I responded. I whistle and Ezio Auditore Da Firenze come out of nowhere and flips 60 in a row! The U.S. army troop flips 59 in a row and is on his final one he misses. We won! We go nuts. We call the police and we put all of Isis in jail with the clowns! 2 weeks later, Donald Trump gets sniped in the office and then Hillary becomes president because we have no other person to be president.