Red Dog Monologue

A few days after the mailman rung the door bell and i sprung on him licking his face. Then the mailmans pants got wet. After that he ran off to his truck and drove away. I didnt man to scare him i was just excited.
Gary took me to a picnic once and you could never guess what was there hot dogs!!!! I Crunched gobled and devoured the hot dog with mustard. The hotdog suddenly reminded me of the man with the yellow hat.
Me and Gary were once going to a picnic to play softball. He left me in the car and i could smell the hot dogs. Then a little girl smaller than me came to the vehicle and had a hot dog. I could hear Gary screaming to tell the girl to get away, but my mouth was very dry and my saliva was drooling down. I was very gentle with the