11/17/2013
Religion
Animal Religion
My religion is called animalism in which people believe that worshiping animals will get them closer to God (In to heaven).The story goes like this, this religion was founded in 1623 on the coast of the U.S territory Virgin Islands. It happened to be discovered by two men who swore that a bird was talking to them while walking along the beach, believing that the bird was delivering messages of God. The bird claimed that it was flying back an fourth from the heavens to deliver messages from God that if they followed would get them in to heaven after death. The two men named Joseph and Ellijah ran back to deliver this message to their village and their village designated them to be stoned. When the day came for them to be stoned all the animals from outside the village came storming in. Tigers, bears, lions, foxes, birds, elephants ran in between the men and the village before the rocks were threw and starting talking to them to not kill these men because there conspiracy exist. Ever since that day the village once a month makes a pile of food, blankets, and other items which today is known as there collection towards the religion.
In addition to the collection the religion also has a Opening Hymn. The opening hymn consist of singing these words; “Dear god we understand that you have created these animals to be our life form leaders, we give them food blankets and shelter, we will follow their insights, to survive before death is the key to getting into heaven, we have each shed our blood in front of the birds that deliver your message”. The Communion is shedding their blood in front of the birds that deliver the messages from God by flying back and forth from the heavens to their village on earth. The sermon is a acoustic text it was never written down because the birds speak the messages. Every Saturday of every week is when the birds get back from the heavens and the sermon is when they tell the people what God