The Creator's Accomplishments

Back during the beginning the Creator was quite determined to stay in her room. During this period she sometimes thought about how she wasn’t living up to her potential, but she never let the thoughts bother her for long. So, for a very long time the Creator was content to stay up in the sky with the comfort of her Keurig and Netflix account, without the complications that other beings would bring her. But, one day while bored and impatient, she thought something that had never before occurred to her. She had looked down at herself and down from the sky, and began to long for new experiences and wondered about companionship. At least thats what she posted on her Instagram, in truth her wifi was out and she truly had nothing better to do. So,
But, just so that everyone is on the same page these individuals are liars and fakes. Some of the most guilty offenders are Buddha, Muhammad, and this flake who calls himself God. They are not to be trusted. Unfortunately, this will not be the only time in history men will attempt to take credit for a women’s accomplishments. That is why it is so important we set the record straight now and clarify for everyone involved who created who. So, as the Creator walked the tread of her footsteps created hills and valleys. And when she ground her foot into the ground she created the different textures that cover the earth. Also, it must be mentioned that every once in a while the Creator would trip and create mountains. After one particularly bad fall she created the Grand Canyon, and as she glazed at it she decided not to fix it because sometimes the most beautiful things in life happen
When the Creator made women she modeled them directly after herself. So, she made them strong and gave them the ability to give life. And that is exactly how it happened. And while the women were strong, they were not perfect. They quickly became bored with the peaceful life they were living and desired more entertainment. The Creator who greatly sympathized with boredom agreed to help them and made animals to curb the women’s disinterest. So, the Creator used her imagination and began to create animals that she believed would help keep the women happy, which explains the giraffe. In the beginning, animals and women lived peacefully and helped each other, but that is before the Creator made man. Man was created during one particularly wild girl night out and the Creator is fuzzy on the details. She believes that she created them after one particularly drunk women made the suggestion that she create a being that was different from women. So, she created men, but did not anticipate how it would destroy women and animals relationship. The animals became quite jealous because of the way the women ignored them once men arrived, and began to fight with men. It was during this fight that men first killed the animal. This is why animals no longer talk or help the women because they were betrayed. Not only did the men begin fighting with the animals but also amongst themselves. The women