The Vice of Lying

Don’t get me started on lies. We all have done it, but what really infuriates me are the obvious lies this generation of teenagers tell. For example, when girls claim that that is their hair, two minutes later they are running from an angry horse! No, that is not your hair. Stop lying to yourself. Either their weave looks stiff, without movement or their hair extensions look ratty, frizzy or they are simply not matched properly colour wise. What are you trying to look like? A bag of skittles?
Girls claim to be at the gym, posting tweets on twitter claiming that they are on their way to the gym and telling people how they are on a diet. So since when is kfc on the way to the gym? I walk past the shop and i think to myself ‘hey? I thought i said you were at gym?’. If you claim you are on a diet, then why are you eating the chicken in kfc? Girl, stop fronting.
Another lie that has come to my attention that girls tell guys is that they will be ready in five minutes. If you believe that a girl will be ready in five minutes, you are a fool. This is women i am talking about. When they say that they will be ready in five minutes, what they are really attempting to express to you is ‘’give me another hour’’ because they still have to paint their nails, or curl their hair or do their makeup or still choose their outfit, then get their friends to check their outfits and makeup and hair because getting ready to where ever they go, 4 hours isn’t enough time. You could give a girl a whole week to get ready with her friends and they still won’t be ready on time. They will use every second of that time doing all those girly activities that you do when you have a slumber party, like make facials from food in your house, practising dance moves, reading a magazine, and having a drink. This stuff is like sacred to them.
Next, what irritates me also, would be, when i am on twitter or instagram or even facebook, and i see a picture of a girls face, and the caption says ‘hash tag no