He then goes on to present his logical and modest proposal that will ultimately put an end to this famine; using newborn babies as a unique culinary dish. He begins citing off many simplistic calculations; for instance, how many would be set aside for consumption and how much each child would cost per weight. In addition, he also provides a wide variety of cooking methods such as stewing, roasting and baking them (with a hint of salt and pepper). Suggesting it would be easy to arrange, he also argues the many social benefits that would arise from his scheme. Not only would it enhance Ireland's economy by encouraging people to buy local but also increase foreign trade, alleviate unemployment rate, and put an end to famine among the nation. Furthermore, his brilliant recommendations would also improve respect among married couples, provide wealth and even create competition among females to deliver the fattest child. The landlords and priests would finally have the incentive to treat the people with respect and “have at east one degree of mercy”() towards them. His arguments are not only valid but so convincing you may not be sure when to take him seriously or
He then goes on to present his logical and modest proposal that will ultimately put an end to this famine; using newborn babies as a unique culinary dish. He begins citing off many simplistic calculations; for instance, how many would be set aside for consumption and how much each child would cost per weight. In addition, he also provides a wide variety of cooking methods such as stewing, roasting and baking them (with a hint of salt and pepper). Suggesting it would be easy to arrange, he also argues the many social benefits that would arise from his scheme. Not only would it enhance Ireland's economy by encouraging people to buy local but also increase foreign trade, alleviate unemployment rate, and put an end to famine among the nation. Furthermore, his brilliant recommendations would also improve respect among married couples, provide wealth and even create competition among females to deliver the fattest child. The landlords and priests would finally have the incentive to treat the people with respect and “have at east one degree of mercy”() towards them. His arguments are not only valid but so convincing you may not be sure when to take him seriously or