The poem shows how materialistic America has become, so much that the Puritans, Transcendentalists, and Founding Fathers would be rolling in their graves. From “comparing the breast size of an actress from Hollywood” (4) to “her favorite sport is shopping” (9), the American way is good looks over good morals. “And let us watch. As the gods in olden stories turned mortals into laurel trees and crows to teach them some kind of lesson” (18-22) implies that religion no longer comes first in the United States, and a religious person may think that their Lord will punish this country for their sins. Meanwhile, from an economic and political point-of-view, it foreshadows how America’s disconnection from reality will lead to its downfall. Once the country does collapse, it’s going to be a scary drop.
“So we were turned into Americans to learn something about