The abominable, amiss, atrocious, awful Adewalen the Dark has terrorized the town city of Oakland California and many other places for before but its atrocities have become far worse. After all these years watching the wretched beast destroy our homes I can’t just sit here and watch anymore! I- Tyrexius shall avenge our fallen city.
Before I take on the abhorrent monster I will need training, perhaps my father “Clark the Colossal,” can train me. As I walked home I heard the shrieks of Adewalen destroying more peaceful places and I ran home. “Dad! I need your help!” I cried slamming the door behind me. “What could be so important Tyrexius?” my father asked sounding annoyed that his quiet day was finally over. “I need to defeat Adewalen,” I said hastily with my voice cracking.
“Ah- I had hoped you would come forward one of these days!” Clark exclaimed!
“What should I do first?” I asked, not asking how long had he thought I wanted to do this and why he would want me to put myself in this much danger.
“You must travel to the arctic land of Alaska and be still in the cold for 24 hours with these clothes if you want to be able to survive the icy grip of Adewalen.” Clark said handing me pretty much fresher birthday suit.
“These?” I said hesitantly hoping he had made some mistake.
“What do you want me to give you? Fur coats and an electric blanket?”
“Um… Of course not sir… I’m sorry,” I said sadly thinking there’s no way I could survive this…
“Don’t even think about returning unless you are ready for the challenge to defeat Adewalen and save our bloodline.
So off to Alaska I traveled… Once I got there I couldn’t hear anything but the sound of my heartbeat slowing. After I don’t know how long I woke up feeling reborn, the wind I once thought to be cold felt invigorating, the snow felt like soft pillows, and now the I was overwhelmed by the silence, it’s like I’m the only one on the planet. But after a few minutes of being reborn I headed