I Want a Husband
I Want a Husband
I belong to a certain classification of people known as husbands. I am a Husband. And, while we're on the subject, I am a father as well. Recently, one of my female friends divorced her husband of over 10 years. She has one child, who is, evidently, with her. She is now looking for a new husband, someone new, younger, and more attractive. I thought to myself, “why is she in such a hurry to find a new husband?” While I was mowing the lawn the other day, I began thinking about my female friend and her problem; it suddenly occurred to me that I, too, would like to have a husband. Life would be so much easier and stress free if I had a husband.
I want a husband who works in a very high-paying job to support me and the children, but can have flexible hours so that he can spend time at home as well. Not only do I want a husband with a stable job, I also want a husband who will do all of the outside work. I want a husband to mow the lawn to keep the neighbors jealous of our yard. I want a husband who barbeques every Sunday. I want a husband who is a part-time mechanic, plumber, and chef whenever it is needed. I want a husband who will be handy at everything there is to do in the house like changing the light bulb, clean the gutters, paint the walls, assembling the furniture, and maybe giving me a massage from time to time. I want a husband who can help me with any ridiculous problem I may have, whether it be driving the kids to their ball games because I am dead tired or fixing a clogged toilet because he knows how disgusting it is to me. I also want a husband who understands that we are equals in the relationship. I want a husband who wouldn’t mind helping me cook dinner as well as clean up the kitchen afterwards.
I want a husband who does anything for me without demanding anything in return. I want a husband who is spontaneous. I want a husband who will always remember our anniversary and will take me out to romantic dates every once in a while. I
I belong to a certain classification of people known as husbands. I am a Husband. And, while we're on the subject, I am a father as well. Recently, one of my female friends divorced her husband of over 10 years. She has one child, who is, evidently, with her. She is now looking for a new husband, someone new, younger, and more attractive. I thought to myself, “why is she in such a hurry to find a new husband?” While I was mowing the lawn the other day, I began thinking about my female friend and her problem; it suddenly occurred to me that I, too, would like to have a husband. Life would be so much easier and stress free if I had a husband.
I want a husband who works in a very high-paying job to support me and the children, but can have flexible hours so that he can spend time at home as well. Not only do I want a husband with a stable job, I also want a husband who will do all of the outside work. I want a husband to mow the lawn to keep the neighbors jealous of our yard. I want a husband who barbeques every Sunday. I want a husband who is a part-time mechanic, plumber, and chef whenever it is needed. I want a husband who will be handy at everything there is to do in the house like changing the light bulb, clean the gutters, paint the walls, assembling the furniture, and maybe giving me a massage from time to time. I want a husband who can help me with any ridiculous problem I may have, whether it be driving the kids to their ball games because I am dead tired or fixing a clogged toilet because he knows how disgusting it is to me. I also want a husband who understands that we are equals in the relationship. I want a husband who wouldn’t mind helping me cook dinner as well as clean up the kitchen afterwards.
I want a husband who does anything for me without demanding anything in return. I want a husband who is spontaneous. I want a husband who will always remember our anniversary and will take me out to romantic dates every once in a while. I