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    Bug Pizza or Bug Muffin Nicholas J. Are you willing to eat a pizza with bugs on it‚ or eat a muffin with insects that could not be seen? Well‚ in this persuasive essay‚ I will tell my opinion and three reasons why I chose it. By the way‚ I chose the pizza. Let’s move on with this essay. One reason that I would eat a pizza with insects is that I know what I am eating. Also‚ maybe it could fall off if it is too close to the edge. Unlike the muffin were you could be eating

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    Persuasive Essay English class is a good class except for a few things. One thing that should be changed is the policy on late work. In this essay I will tell you why it is morally wrong to count off late work. Deducting points from late work is not a crime‚ but it should be. In all actuality‚ late work is basically the same thing as work handed in on time‚ except it is a semester or two late. If you stop and think‚ what is the big deal about late work anyway‚ your getting it done‚ and

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    Name:​                                                                                              ​ Class:​                         ​ Date:  Write a Persuasive Essay     You have been asked to write a persuasive essay about “Flowers for Algernon.”  You must take a position or make a claim  about whether or not you believe Charlie should have had the operation and then you must persuade your reader to agree  with you.  You will not be judged on your opinion but rather on how well you persuade your reader to agree with your 

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    Persuasive Essay Final Paper Frank Raymond COM/172 May 9‚ 2011 Barbara Plourde Persuasive Essay Final Paper Americans need to plan for retirement so they do not have to rely solely on Social Security income to care for them financially after that point. This year the Social Security Administration is projecting‚ it will collect less in payroll taxes than it pays out in retirement‚ disability‚ and survivor benefits. Even though the government economists are saying that the economy and social

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    Persuasive Essay Did you know that more than ever NFL players are having more and more serious injuries? A study done over 2000 NFL games shows that NFL players are at more risk than ever. The reason for this surge of injuries is‚ the turf fields. Because of the way turf is designed it tends to be a lot harder than grass We need to get rid of all the turf fields in the NFL to protect players safety. It turns out that players were 77 percent more likely to tear their ACL on turf compared to regular

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    Should animals have the same rights as humans? Thesis Paragraph for Animal rights persuasive essay Imagine this‚ you live your whole life in a cage as big as your body‚ you get no exercise‚ freedom nor can you communicate with anyone. The only thing you get food and a shabby place to live. Would you want to live a life like that? That is what happens to millions of animals across the world‚ whether it may be in a first‚ second or third world country. The value of animals is often forgotten when

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    Persuasive Essay Government has so much control on individuals lives‚ anymore could lead to an utopian society. Halloween is one holiday were a child has a step to freedom. Parents would walk there toddler door to door until the child is able to walk on its own and soon have no supervision. Trick or treating should not be age restricted because its gives a combination of freedom‚ growth and entertainment. Some say females mature faster than males. Others say human development depends on how that

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    Claire Maroney #19 5/7/12 St. Mary’s Grade8 Language Arts: Persuasive Essay INTRO: According to the RIAA‚ 95% of all music downloads of 2008 were illegal. Since then‚ the amount of illegal downloads have escalated. Although many people consider this as a minor crime‚ it is stealing‚ which is serious no matter how it is done. As this trend is becoming more and more popular‚ people are losing money‚ jobs‚ and victims can be fined high amounts of money. Internet officials

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    Persuasive essay Yum‚ yum; another school lunch… While some of our foods are “out of this world”‚ we sometimes find nasty “here on earth” human hairs in our foods! My friends and I find this disgusting! It makes the school look bad‚ and it’s very unhealthy‚ and could cause a job loss for our lunch ladies. Who wants to give any kind of an award or recognition to a school with problems like these? While my school shines bright with our great teachers‚ our past Taks test scores‚ no one can ignore

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    Persuasive Essay The use of illicit drugs within the community is causing an alarming detrimental effect to the people within the community‚ both the drug users and their friends and family. Stated within this essay is an insight into some of the issues which occur a s a result of individuals becoming addicted to the use of illegal substances. Cannabis and methamphetamine are the top two mainly used drugs in the Australian population. Methamphetamine being estimated to have been used by 9.1%

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