Jessica Mao AP Lang‚ period 6 It’s all about our Looks How many people have your lipstick and mascara killed? Luckily‚ most makeup is tested on bunnies‚ cats‚ dogs‚ guinea pigs‚ and monkeys so there is no need to worry about that. Eminent cosmetic companies such as Maybelline‚ Sally Hansen‚ Neutrogena‚ and Cover Girl test their makeup products on animals. Companies use cosmetic testing as a defense to avoid law suits in case anything happens. Even Dove tests on animals which led to the death of
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Being smart sucks. Being smart is literally the worst thing ever. Ok not the worst thing‚ but it’s pretty close. Alright so it’s actually very near the bottom of the list when it comes to a world-wide consideration of injustices. But still‚ being smart sucks. The thing about being smart is that‚ often‚ everyone knows you’re smart. And when everyone knows you’re smart‚ you’re expected to continue to be smart. You are suddenly everyone else’s benchmark so when you have any sort of off day‚
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As more and more Americans head to college and aspire to get high paying white collar jobs we are experiencing a massive scarcity of blue collar workers. Everyone is chasing a college education; hence we have no one to the low paying‚ back breaking jobs. Illegal immigrants provide the backbone for the American labor force. If we are to deport them‚ it would create a huge shortage of laborers causing the economy to come to a standstill. America has been a nation that has been built by immigrants and
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The media has found a new object to criticize‚ and this time it is fast food. All anyone ever hears these days is eat healthy‚ it will help you live a longer and more enjoyable life. Well it’s time to set the story straight about the greatness of fast food. Not only is it ten times better for you than these new "healthy foods" but its unique healing and educational powers can lead you to live longer and be smarter than ever. First of all‚ "healthy food" is not as healthy as its name makes it appear
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Competition in Children When you think of famous athletes‚ dancers‚ actors or singers do you truly ever consider how they go to be where they are now? Many of the famous people that we are familiar with in today’s society started doing what they do best at a very early age. Mia Michaels‚ a professional dancer‚ started dancing at the age of three. Peyton Manning‚ a professional football player‚ started playing football in high school. The concept of competition being instilled in children is not
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“Most people under the age of twenty-five get their news from shows like mine‚” Stephen Colbert stated on his former late night show The Colbert Report. His program‚ along with other popular Comedy Central news shows such as The Daily Show and The Nightly Show provide factual national and international current events‚ with entertaining satirical commentary. In Alain de Botton’s book‚ Status Anxiety‚ he claims that humorists are vital to society because they say things that others cannot and will
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Ryan Visor Brown Comp 1 April 22‚ 2013 Homeless satire There are hundreds of homeless people out on the streets of the large cities in this great nation. With low unemployment rate and new jobs being created every day‚ people are starting to ask why there are still homeless people in the alleys and on the sidewalks of this country. This seems to be a haunting problem even though it would be so incredibly easy for homeless people to get a job. The general requirements for applying for and keeping
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4/26/12 Satire Obesity Obesity has become a huge problem throughout America. All Americans have quick and easy access to food at any time during their day. From 24-hour fast food restaurants to food stamps‚ there is no reason to go hungry here in the United States. However‚ this unlimited access is creating an unhealthy community. American Citizens are finding themselves stuck on their couches because their body weight restricts their movement! Some can hardly walk! Americans need to make change
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Poverty Satire With the advancement of poverty in the United States it is time to solve the homeless situation. Thousands of Americans are homeless and taking up space on the city’s streets. A simple solution to this problem would be to allow the homeless to reside in landfills. They would be able to sort through the waste to find appropriate cardboard boxes to live in. This could also be used as a form of employment allowing them to sort through recycling to improve the environment. It is also
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In Gulliver’s Travels‚ Jonathan Swift makes a satirical attack on society as a whole. He attacks different issues in society such as humanity and western culture‚ religious perceptions of man through the big and little endians and satirizes politics unremittingly through his depiction of the rival Lilliputian factions. Swift emulates the political scene of his life‚ with the political scene of Lilliput. The two rival factions in Lilliput‚ the high heels and the low heels are like those of the two
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