Opinion column in the glamour magazine – Stereotypical jokes on intelligence – For years and years I’ve been subjected to blonde jokes. You hear blonde jokes at elementary schools‚ you hear them around the water cooler at work and you hear them on morning drive-time radio. Ever heard of this one before? “Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday? A. Tell it to her on Tuesday.” Are those jokes about blondes or intelligence of a certain ethnical group really considered as funny?
Premium Political correctness Laughter Joke
Advantages: * You can carry a mobile phone with you so you don’t miss important calls * If you are lost‚ you can call for directions. * If you are in an accident‚ you can call the police or ambulance - and if the phone has a camera‚ you can take pictures of the accident. * You can listen to music‚ text‚ play games when you’re bored. * Most mobile phones have a calculator and a phone book. * You can use a mobile phone to call your customers or boss if you are running late to a meeting. * You
Free Mobile phone Internet
Reading as defined by Webster dictionary is “the action of reading written or printed matter silently or aloud. Many young people are no longer interested in reading; whether it is a physical book or an electronic book. There are many different things young people get involved with which contributes to the lack of reading they do. There are interested in technological things like television‚ computers‚ cellular phones and video games. Many are easily distracted with what is going on the outside whether
Premium Mobile phone Distraction Vacuum tube
The author Tina Fanning in the newspaper article “cars no longer sustainable”‚ which was written in July 2007‚ contents the effect of car usage on global warming and the effect on the future of our children that proves the high level of harmfulness that global warming causes. The audience in this article is aiming at car users and state governors. the first argument that is used is that country people have “stopped coming to Melbourne for the big games‚ shopping‚ theater or the art galleries
Premium Logic Global warming Argument
Advantages of euthanasia * This form of assisted suicide can act as prevention to extreme suffering which people dying of a terminal illness such as late term cancer * Respects a person’s right to choose what they want to do with their life and how they want to end it * Saves the family money for expensive medical bills which simply only are there to relive the pain and treat the illness which in most cases is terminal regardless * The persons organs can be used for patients which
Premium Medical ethics Crime Victimless crime
Although outer beauty is what the world sees first‚ inner beauty is far more important. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Simply put‚ Beauty is considered many different things to many different people. There are many ways to judge beauty in this world‚ probably more than there are people in the world. However‚ if we were to try and categorize “beauty” we would identify that there are two kinds of beauty:outer beauty and inner beauty. Outer beauty is a type of physical appearance. Outer
Premium Human physical appearance Beauty Aesthetics
Question 2 Report of Sun flower shop Sun flower shop is a small flower shop at Petaling Street. The shop has got 500 square feet big only. I have got sell many flower such as sun flowers‚ orchid‚ rose‚ lily‚ daisy and etc. Then‚ our shop also has delivery service for customer too. Almost our flower is from Cameron highland but some is imported from oversea. I was started this business since last year December. The beginning of the business is not very good. It is very hard to preserve the
Premium Flower Rose Kuala Lumpur
Maciejko 01-24-11 Eliminating the 12th Grade? Would eliminating the twelfth grade in Utah affect seniors? Currently Senator Buttars says it will save money for schools if senior year was to be eliminated. I believe that the Utah state legislation should not eliminate the twelfth grade because there are classes that you have to take senior year‚ catch up‚ and preparation for college. Firstly‚ I think the Utah legislation should not eliminate the twelfth grade because there are classes that you can
Premium Education School High school
When you first read the poem "Those Winter Sundays" you will quickly find out who the speaker is and what their relation is to the father in the poem. Line 1 says "Sundays too my father got up early" which indicates that the speaker is the child of the father in this work of literature. Robert Hayden uses several different poetic techniques to make his point and have the reader really think about what they are reading. In "Those Winter Sundays" there are several different alliterations Hayden uses
Premium
Period 3 -053012 Odyssey Essay Odysseus‚ from the epic poem The Odyssey written by Homer‚ is a classic epic hero. Although he has admirable qualities‚ he also has faults like any other human being. His cleverness and leadership make him a hero. Not all heroes being perfect‚ he has a very overactive curiosity. First of all‚ Odysseus’ cleverness is truly a valuable trait to have‚ as this hero finds himself in many difficult situations. During the Trojan War‚ Odysseus uses
Free Odyssey Greek mythology Homer