Animal Crossing Monologue

Well Philip is a 10 year old saguaro I raised since I was nine. So you can say I grew to not mind the spines, and got better at handling.

Nothing... Well nothing I'd consider trophy achievement value.

You're gonna find this rather corny but my mom gave it to me because of my allergies to animal fur. So he's like my pet I guess? She always had a horrible sense of humor.

I'd text you the answer, but the bubbles do so for me.

Uh, right. Curtis, Petter, and Lucia. I don't have any other siblings then Curtis.

Animal Crossing new leaf. It's rather relaxing.

Yes... But you don't believe that do you.

I'm gonna sound like an ass, or maybe a hypocrite to a degree but what's wrong with real life? Magic is just made up by dreamers who've derailed