Ladies and gentlemen,
Mummies and Daddies,
We can guarantee
That what we are going to tell you is true !
And I’m sure that you will agree with us too.
When you get up in the morning,
All you want to do is (take a shower)
(or wash your face)
With your favourite facial wash
But when you finally have
The energy to walk to the
Bathroom, your sister beats
You to it.
At that moment, all you want
Is to scream loudly *”Mum ! SHE’S
HOGGING THE BATHROOM !”*
*“But Mum ! I need to get
Ready for school too !*
*”(sighs) This two kids… such a pain in the…”*
What !? *Neck I meant neck !* Ooooo…
Was there a time when
You needed your brother
Most ?
Yes, I walk into his room
Ready to blurt out all
My problems.
There he is texting his girlfriend
Every five seconds and
Tells me to go away
How would you feel ?
You would feel sad, right ?
*”I know I would !”*
In every girl’s life, there is
Sure to be a dream guy.
*”In mine, it’s a certain football captain”*
*”Oh my god ! Oh my god ! It’s him !”*
*”Look at his leg muscles !”*
*”WOW !”*
Eww… that’s so disgusting…
*”Hello… He’s mine…”*
Don’t you want to tell someone ?
Even if it’s not your best friend, you can always
Tell your sister because
She will always understand.
When you get home from school,
She’s not even there for you.
When you are doing your homework
She comes back and locks herself
In her room.
Why do teenagers do that ?
When you try to get her
To talk she shouts *”Leave me alone !”*
*”I don’t want to hear anything about your social life !”*
*”Just go away !”* and slams the
Door in your face. BANG !!! *”Ouch…”*
(We sigh)
If you want to go for a movie
Or hang out
At the shopping mall, you need
Money, right ?
So where would you get it ?
It’s not like we can grow money on trees.
You just ask your mum.
*”Mom can I have RM25 ? Please ?”*
*”Why do you need so much of money ?
Do you think I’m made of money ?
Go ask your