Seven hours had passed and you could still hear the beeps and buzzes of the ‘Star Track: Revenge of the fallen’ video game, coming from Jordan’s bedroom. “Take that Zornock!” he yelled as he blasted himself to the next level. “Jimmy…Jimmy!...Jimmy!!!” shouted his mother from the kitchen where the video game echoed. “Yes mommy?!” answered Jimmy with frustration. “Come fi yuh dinner and turn that blasted game off!!! Yuh paying light bill in yah?! ” “One sec mommy am almost through, I’ll take dinner when I’m ready ok?” “ Yuh mek sure… yuh hear mi? Mi dun talk!” She turned to her husband who had enough of the noise, “ I don’t know why you give him dat blasted game yuh kno. It ah get pan mi nerves!” she made clear as she stormed out of the room.
It was three in the morning and the little dribbles washed his desk, “Honey…Honey!...Jimmy!!!” Shocked out of his sleep he reacted with ‘manly’ shriek “Aaaaahhhhhhh!” Coming to his brothers rescue with his trusty baseball bat, Jimmy swung at the monster that may have caused the scream but instead of defeating the supposed foe he damaged the bedside lamp! “Wah yuh a scream like gyal suh fah man? Yuh kno yuh scare di Jesus outta mi?!” “Sorry man I thought I was gonna be eaten by that ugly creature from Star Track again,” Jimmy said.
“Another dream man? Yuh need fi stop playing dem ediat video game deh! Dem a rotten yuh brain!!” exclaimed Jonathon. “I could have sworn I heard it call me Honey.” “Wah? Ah yuh wife ah call yuh fi dinna bwoy!” Jonathon said as he shook his head. “Ohhh man im ganna be in trouble wit this space trip I have tomorrow if I’m acting so weird right now,” Jimmy said shaking his head as he exited the room, to meet his frustrated lady in waiting near the ice chipped dinner. “Oh mi neva tink yuh ah badda com again! Ah jus did ah guh give di dawg,” said his frustrated wife. “I was asleep I’m sorry,” said Jimmy looking down at the