Compare And Contrast Republicans And Democrats

Today's media is clouded with conflict between the two major political parties, Republicans and Democrats. Each holds their own distinct policies, Democrats wanting better lives for the people, and on the other hand, Republicans wanting people to have better lives. Despite these glaring differences, these two parties really see eye to eye on some major different ideals. Both love puzzles, depopulation, and totalitarian dictatorships. Why can’t we all just come together to see a new, better world, populated with our ideals? Everyone loves a good brain teaser. Problem solving is healthy for your mental health too. People all across the country like pondering common conundrums like: did George Bush do 9/11? This is a good question, one that has had facts presented both for and against. Both political parties also like to follow leads and solve mysteries. The Republicans, for example, are dedicated to solving the problem of whether planned parenthood funneled funds into the DNC to support Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign. A solid question, and surely one that is productive to think about. The Democrats, think about how Russia won the election for Donald Trump, and how they possibly rigged the ballots
In the end, what good are children, anyway? What good do they do for society? All they do is take resources from the parents and from the state. Democrats believe in executing children directly from the mother, by taking them out of the womb and throwing them away. A clean and effective method, of course. I mean, who wants to change diapers, anyway? Republicans agree with this ideal, but go about it in a different way. The Republicans support the NRA, who funnels guns to the children so they can gun eachother down in schools. This method works for when the children are already born. It is a little bit messier, but who can really argue with a solution that essentially solves