Creative Writing: Bloody Apes Pond

Once you peek a look at this savage, insidious house you'll fall in love! At 1029 Bloody Apes Pond, your heart will thump from all the excitement at admiring this dilapidated and vibrant house. That four score years ago was an asylum. It is too irresistible to pass up. The shriek of the boom box faintly in the distance will beguile all different types of people. Once they trot towards the shrieks, barbs bursting from out of the ground will capture all intruders. All you do is swoop in and feast on them. What a morbid delight! The demonic hymns, whistling through the trees will sing you a goodnight song and put you right to sleep. What a superb favor. The clown, lacerated and besmeared with mildew, will pretend to scare you. Per contra, he will
really tell you his witty jokes. As if you were to laugh to death. To bad you're already dead! Don't think twice that I’m done. There are still so many deals I have yet to say. Daunting and gummy, the spirits of the patients from the asylum will radiate waves of terror to keep any ghouly foreign creatures away. If you ever get a duel with anyone just nicely ask the ghosts to keep them away. If you don't ask them nicely then you'll get sent to the ancient underground where all the poor attitudes are waiting to shovel you up and eat you. But that's okay because of everything else you're getting. With five hundred thousand square feet, you'll just be the life of the party. Everybody is going to want to be you. I mean who wouldn't! There has been some accidents with so many windows the house has. The unheeding, audacious immortals, don’t pay attention and plunge to the ground. They didn't die though. Just some zombies and vampires. Got right back up. With some hundred dollars you'll fix it right up. Isn’t this place just magical.