Creative Writing: The Three Little Alpacas

The Three Little Alpacas
Once upon a time in a world where rabid squirrels viciously eat alpacas, three little alpacas sleepily woke up to terrible news. They were outgrowing their mother's’ home and were forced to build their own. Normally their mother was a very kind person and accepting of others, but she was getting tired of a cramped house.
“I'm sorry to do this but I’m going to have to make you leave. You are too old for my care and too big for this house.”
“When you leave be careful of the rabid squirrels, because they will try to eat you and destroy your house.”
The three alpacas named John, Jamal, and Hermes were on their way down a long dark road. Along the road the three alpacas met a man carrying paper.
“Can I have some of
that paper to build a house?” asked John.
“Sure!” said the old man giving John some paper.
John is the most clueless of the three. He has no experience or knowledge of the outside world. The other two alpacas continued down the road to build their houses. After a short while of walking, the two alpacas encountered a man carrying solid gold.
“Can I have some gold to build my house?” asked Jamal.
“Sure!” said the man. Jamal is the most careless alpaca in the family. He makes decisions not knowing the consequences and not caring. The lone little alpaca named Hermes wandered down the road and encountered a man selling diamond.
“Can I have some of that diamond to build a mansion?” asked Hermes nervously. “Sure!” said the man.
While John was building his paper house, he was limited to the structures he could add, because of his fake leg.
Only having three legs didn’t bother him much, but when building a house he was very limited. Johns’ house turned out to be a one room small cottage with a fence and a gate. He wasn't able to make a farm of a well for food or water so he relied on neighbors for necessities. Jamal's construction went a lot smoother. He was able to use his solid gold to make a four room villa with a watch tower, alarm, and a solid gold fence. Jamal was also clueless, he didn't understand that not patching holes in his walls would give the squirrels an advantage. He was aware of his surroundings and very careful with where he put things. Little Hermes construction was the best of them all. He had a 14 bedroom mansion with four guard towers, an army of tanks and spiked walls. Hermes was very cautious of his house and always kept it in amazing shape, making his the most fortified. On a dark rainy day John was making a tuna sandwich when he heard a scratching noise on his door. He turned around as his whole house was ripped to shreds by a giant rabid squirrel. Thinking as fast as he could he sprinted out to his garage, hopped in his paper airplane and flew to his brother Jamal's house. Along the way he saw a giant pack of rabid squirrels heading towards Jamal’s house. He landed after about ten long minutes of gliding towards
safety.
“What are you doing here!?!?!” Jamal screamed in shock.
“A giant rabid squirrel ripped my house to shreds and tried to eat me!, and a large pack of squirrels are on their way here as we speak.” John replied.
“Ok, we should be safe here there is no way for them to get in with the solid gold walls.”
“Um…” John nervously said,
“What….ooooohhhh.” Jamal replied.
He looked outside and noticed that his whole front yard was filled with rabid squirrels.
“Don’t move… a single muscle…” Jamal said.
“I have a escape tractor waiting for us in the back.”
“A tractor? Are you kidding me??”
“NO I'm not kidding, it has hydraulics and nitrous.”
“LET'S GO THEN!!!” John screamed as the front wall of the house was torn down.
They sprinted out of the front of the building as the squirrels flooded the house. They climbed in the tractor and sped off to Hermes house. Hermes was sitting in his garage filming a youtube ad about how he started from the bottom with his new Lamborghini when he heard the commotion. He ran to his tower and took a look. He saw the funniest and scariest sight ever. He saw his two older brothers driving a giant tractor going 80mph and bouncing up and down. He then saw the giant rabid squirrels running right along the tractor.
“What is going on?” he whispered to himself.
“OPEN THE GATE HERMES!!!!” Jamal screamed.
Hermes acted fast, he jumped off the guard tower and ran to the gate, he waited until the tractor was a couple feet away and opened the gate. The tractor roared past when the gate slammed shut. The squirrels were slamming into the gate not understanding that they wouldn't get a meal today.
“So, you guys couldn’t go a week without needing help from me?” Hermes said confidently.
“No, have you ever tried building a paper house?? Its not as easy as you think.” said John angrily.
“You were the one who though a paper house was a good idea.” Hermes replied rudely.
“Who cares guys, we are all safe and together.” Jamal said annoyed.
“He’s right.” Hermes replied.
The rabid squirrels spent the next ten years trying and trying to get the alpacas and one terrible day they were successful.
Hermes was out in his garden when he heard an unusually loud noise roar from the right wall. He ran to the wall when he saw the crack. A squirrel had torn off a spike leaving a giant seam in the wall. The sad part was that this was a distraction, the squirrels were digging a tunnel underneath Hermes’ farm and needed him to leave the area so he wouldn’t know. Right when he turned around he was eaten whole. The squirrels then stormed the mansion eating the two alpacas and ending the adventure. The mother never knew about the disaster as she was eaten two days later by the same rabid squirrel. She was walking to Hermes house when she saw the disaster, she saw the broken walls, the destroyed house, and worst of all her kids blood everywhere. She thought back to the point when her kids where still living with her, regretting ever kicking them out. In a deep train of thoughts a squirrel snuck up and swallowed her
whole.