Explain Why I Want To Be Tried In Saudi Arabia

I would most like to be tried in England because it is closest to the United States when it comes to criminal procedure. Like the U.S., England uses the adversarial and popular systems where in the adversarial system the accused is not obligated to cooperate with the government in a case and the popular system uses regular citizens of one or more that help the professional judge come to a decision. In both systems, the advantages are with the accused. England also has legal advice that is provided for all held suspects, the right to remain silent (although it can be held against you), bail is allowable, etc.
I would not want to be tried in Saudi Arabia. My reason is that because I am a foreigner, I am not familiar enough with the Shari’a law.