High School Paper
Shawn Keever
8/16/11
Mrs. Pollack 6th period
To whom it may concern,
There is nothing particularly noteworthy about Robert Shawn Keever. He is loud, boisterous, sarcastic, and a man of total depravity. To date he has been in no clubs or sports. He has yet to hold a job, nor do I believe he has the capability to even hold such a responsibility. If it were a matter of GPA, he’d fall short there too as it is 2.3. As a student he has no ambition for higher education and would rather join the military. His relationship with his peers and family can be described as abusive and unruly. In the past he has skipped school and deliberately started fights. Also, he has no faith. This being a nation founded by Jesus would make him an enemy of America and its values. His only saving grace is a profound love for most social studies and a strong sense of loyalty to those who have managed to make friends with him. Thus far he has taken every social studies class Smyrna High School has to offer.
However, a few shining qualities are not enough to redeem this failure. If you were ever to somehow acquire an application from this child, disregard it immediately. I have no clue what could have happened to make a child be this way, but it happened. Robert Shawn Keever is a lost cause and will go to his grave a bitter and senile old man. Unfortunately, it would be illegal us to kill him. Denying him whatever he wishes would be the best way to get him out of society’s hair as soon as possible.
Sincerely, Name
8/16/11
Mrs. Pollack 6th period
To whom it may concern,
There is nothing particularly noteworthy about Robert Shawn Keever. He is loud, boisterous, sarcastic, and a man of total depravity. To date he has been in no clubs or sports. He has yet to hold a job, nor do I believe he has the capability to even hold such a responsibility. If it were a matter of GPA, he’d fall short there too as it is 2.3. As a student he has no ambition for higher education and would rather join the military. His relationship with his peers and family can be described as abusive and unruly. In the past he has skipped school and deliberately started fights. Also, he has no faith. This being a nation founded by Jesus would make him an enemy of America and its values. His only saving grace is a profound love for most social studies and a strong sense of loyalty to those who have managed to make friends with him. Thus far he has taken every social studies class Smyrna High School has to offer.
However, a few shining qualities are not enough to redeem this failure. If you were ever to somehow acquire an application from this child, disregard it immediately. I have no clue what could have happened to make a child be this way, but it happened. Robert Shawn Keever is a lost cause and will go to his grave a bitter and senile old man. Unfortunately, it would be illegal us to kill him. Denying him whatever he wishes would be the best way to get him out of society’s hair as soon as possible.
Sincerely, Name