Humorous Wedding Speeches

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The wedding actually turned out to be really nice. We had both recited our vows, and surprisingly neither of us screwed them up.
Blake's was really sweet; "I love you. You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle. I promise to love you in good times and in bad, when life seems easy and when it seems hard, when our love is simple, and when it is an effort. I promise to cherish you, and to always hold you in highest regard, these things I give to you today, and all the days of our life."
I was pretty sure that Eliza had started crying somewhere along the lines. My vows turned out to be quite similar to Blake's; "From the moment our paths crossed, you’ve
Shoutout to Haleigh and Eliza for planning the entire wedding even though they did the exact opposite of what we asked. It still turned out great, and I can't imagine having a better wedding. Really, I'm just excited that you guys got to witness and be alongside me, as I married Mason" he said, with a laugh. He turned to me and smiled. "Hello, husband."
I blushed and covered my face with my hands. He chuckled. "I've been waiting to say that for so long. Too long, actually. And I know that I haven't been the best boyfriend to Mason. Stealing his first kiss, pretending to fall off a building, and proposing with a lollipop ring. But I can promise you, Mason, I will do everything in my power to protect you. No matter what. I love you, baby girl."
I blushed again. Why did he have to call me baby girl in front of everyone? Despite the situation, I let out a small chuckle and heard Chris, Sam and Dean dying of laughter in the corner of the room. Blake walked back over to me, Eliza following