In N Out: A Short Story

Once upon a time there was a man named Joey. Joey was just one day having some fun with some old friends playing golf,eating, and just plain out chilling. But when Joey and his friends left the golf course they went to go eat at In n Out because c’mon who doesn’t like In n Out. So anyway when they were all eating, Joey had a feeling that he should not eat, and his friends thought he was crazy for wasting the opportunity to eat at In n Out. So all of Joey’s friends were eating and having fun while Joey was just sitting there watching them eat and then he got really hungry, his stomach was rumbling, and really just wanted a nice,greasy,delicious hamburger from In n Out so he went up to order his hamburger and about four minutes later they called,
So anyway he was all ready for his date and he started heading over the because it was walking distance for him and as he got there they would not let him into this really nice restaurant and he forgot he was a super pig and he was really getting tired of this, so he went to a hospital. And even the hospital would not let him in!... Until he started talking, but when he did they freaked out so he explained what had happened and they said there is not really a cure for this, but then they continued talking and said “except for…” So he asked, “name it, anything I beg you!” so the doctor said “love” and Joey said “what? That’s insane!” And the doctor said “okay think what you want now LEAVE” so Joey left and as he got home he started to think to himself “maybe love can change this” then he said “no, that’s crazy.” so he got home ate a snack and got a call. And so he looked at his phone and saw that it was susie, his date from last night. And so he answered his phone and explained what had happened and she actually believed him because… IT HAD HAPPENED TO