Informative Essay On Cats Research Paper

There is a dark force behind all the snuggly pictures of cats on the internet. A hidden agenda designed to make us feel warm and fuzzy when cats are around. It has been going on for years unnoticed, until now. It starts with what you think are, stray cats. She shows up at your house a few nights a week, meowing in hunger, making your heart hurt at the cute fuzzy hungry kitty. So, you give her some food. It shows up again, rubbing up against your legs with you say hello to her. You give her even more food and sit and pet her for a while. Eventually you consider letting the cat in the house. The cat knows this and aims for this to happen. Once you let the cat in, it is already too late.
Every ruler of the world has a cat behind it making
First there is the look out. These are the everyday house hold cats. Constantly reporting in on the actions of day-to-day humans with ordinary lives. Sitting perched on the backs of couches looking out windows, watching every single move you make. Nothing you do goes unnoticed. When you are not home, they send in their reports to headquarters (located in a kitty space station currently in orbit over Central America, we will get to that later) using your internet connection and practicing their ninja moves for future attacks from behind the couch. They appear to depend on you like a brand new baby, continuously crying, unable to tell you what they need. (simile) They are amused by your need to try everything to please their relentless meow. Their reports consist of your comings and goings, you’re eating habits, your mating rituals and even what kind of tooth paste you use (cats believe in good dental hygiene). Every single thing you do is reported to their superiors who file them and keep a database of every single human being on this
“I can haz cheeseburger” changed history. Suddenly cats were everywhere online. People were typing into google that they wanted to see cats. They had officially moved into the new frontier of technology. The mission was a success and is still going strong to this day. Never seizing to entertain the human race. They were now in control of the next generation. From now until the end of time, the Felinia space station orbits the planet. Here you will find their history in great detail. Disguised as a satellite, they watch. (Inverted world order) Making sure their secret is kept safe. Eliminating any cat who becomes too human, or allows a human to be in on their secret. Once a human knows, they have to be removed. Their future depends on it. They still do not know that I know. I’m not sure what will happen to me once this document is submitted. The truth must be known. This charade must end. Humans must gain back control. I hope it is not too