If I am to praise Lumberjack Man about one thing and one thing only, it would be the wonderful amount of boobs present in this flick. It’s rare that a minute passes by without some sort of flesh being thrown in our face. If my site was to rate a movie on nudity alone, which I’ll admit does happen sometimes, I would give this movie a pretty high score, but unfortunately, I just can’t bring myself to give this movie a great rating when everything else about the movie is downright terrible. The acting is terrible, the attempts at humour are cringe worthy and a plot involving an undead lumberjack trying to eat some flapjacks covered in blood is… well, dumb. I will give the movie this, though, there are some pretty cool kills and the gore is not bad. If you’re still worth me and want to see what the movie is about, read on…
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Years ago, a lumberjack was killed for his flapjack recipe and every some many years he raises up from his furnace and makes a pile of yummy flapjacks. He doesn’t like syrup, for reasons I won’t mention, but he does like blood on them. Lucky for him, a group of horny teenagers are heading to a church camp to be counselors for the summer. Every single one of them is horny as well and get to making whoopee in the woods. The lumberjack man seems to show up at the …show more content…
It’s got a wonderful amount of skin to gawk at and some gore to take in, but the acting, story and physically painful attempts at humour really make you want to throw this flick in the bin and go make some actual flapjacks instead - hold the blood.