Lysdi Monologue

LYDIA
I’m a young, fun, flirtatious girl and the youngest of five sisters, although I have always been the most amusing! I don’t take life too seriously and am always looking for an exciting time. I’m confident and courageous and enjoy new experiences. I especially love parties where I can meet new people.

I am looking for a relationship filled with nice surprises and quirks - not a boring, mainstream one. I am willing to take risks to be with the one I love. I might be young but don’t let this deceive you as I am more than ready for a committed relationship. Age is but a number to me - I am open to men of any age.

My favorite hobbies are shopping (hats are my guilty pleasure), dancing and partying. I love to meet up with my girlfriends
for a gossip. I am looking for a man who shares my love of la dolce vita and can support my lifestyle.

I do still live with my parents in their relatively big house in the countryside but I am impatient to move to be with the man of my dreams.

WICKHAM

Hello Ladies. I am a fine figure of a man in the peak of health and fitness (check out my abs in my profile photo). My charm and good looks are often remarked on. I am a suave soldier and I know you ladies love a man in uniform. My military career takes me on many adventures so my woman has to be prepared to follow me.

I am looking for a young woman from a well-established family - the less said about my own family the better! I am attracted to ladies, or should I say girls, on the younger end of the spectrum. So don’t hold back - send me a request and let’s get together.

ELIZABETH
I’ve heard around that marriage is the key to happiness, so I have therefore decided that I need to find myself Mr. Right. So I’ve taken the plunge and created myself a profile in attempt to find myself the one.

My name is Elizabeth and I would describe myself as a lively, confident romantic others might see me as feisty and difficult. I am caring and always want the best for myself. I know when to say no and do not hide behind social conventions.

I am highly intelligent and I am currently studying at university.
I’m searching for a charming, handsome and lovable man. Do not apply if you are not looking for a partnership of equals based on respect and true love.

I am an idealist and am always looking to better myself and develop as a person. I pride myself on my trusty intuition and good judgments of people. I don’t settle for second best.

I am also very close to my family and do so want it to remain that way (you’ll love them!).

MR DARCY
Umm Hello Ladies, my name is Fitzwilliam Darcy, I am a wealthy, charming, good looking and highly educated male.
First impressions can be wrong, and from experience many people have the wrong first impressions when it comes to me. I may seem fairly aloof at first, but trust me once you get the key to my heart I’m devoted and as caring as can be.

I have a master’s degree in medicine and work as a doctor. I enjoy going to the gym and reading old English literature as a pastime. I enjoy walks around the estate I live on and enjoy playing golf on my home course. I have a very active social life and host big events with many A- Star celebrities. I am very looked up to upon that crowd.

I find it hard to describe the perfect woman for me. I am hoping that I will know her when I see her. I am looking for someone special and I like a challenge. I am willing to work hard to find the right person to really tickle my fancy.

MR COLLINS
I am not asking for much in a woman, all I want is for you to be happy to move in with me. I live in a village with a solid set of friends whom I wish for you to become friendly with. I currently live a leisurely lifestyle that would be made even better with a woman to accompany me. I attend many dinner parties and would consider myself a very social man. I can provide everything for this relationship and am only looking for someone to be my
friend.

JANE
I’m new to this whole online dating fad, but I figured its getting about time I find myself a man, as I am the eldest sister of my four sisters and feel like I should be the first to find my significant other. As well as that, my mother keeps on pushing me to make one and I’ve finally given in, so here goes my shot at making a decent match for myself.
I asked my sister - the one person who knows me the best - to describe me in three words and here’s what she said; kind, caring, and compassionate.
I would never speak negatively of anyone and always care about others.
I can be quite shy but when I find someone to whom I relate and get along with well, I open up and am easy to talk to.
I am looking for a man who will love me for who I am and will look after me.

BINGLEY

My name is Charles and I am an easygoing benevolent guy. I am a soft guy who would rather sit and read a book instead of playing a rough game of sport. I’m a lover of the city but am willing to compromise living out in the countryside if it means I can be with the one I love.

My ideal partner would be delicate, cute, kind, caring. I am not looking for a woman who is constantly gossiping and bad mouthing everybody. I am in search of someone genuine, and gentle. I don’t want a relationship with a controlling figure in it, and therefore want us both to feel free to express our views and be sincere with one another, as I believe that is an important rule in a relationship.