my revolution
My Revolution
Small children ages 1-12 have been the bane of many people’s lives for thousands
Of years. Many will disagree, but these people are the outcome of years of mental
Abuse at the hands of these monsters. Their willpower shattered before them,
Their sanity ripped from their very bodies, there is nothing left save the shell of
The human that used to inhabit it. Something must be done about the plague that
We call “children” and I believe there is a solution.
But first one must understand the twisted, evil nature of these creatures. Firstly the have the ability to break even the hardiest of men with their death shrieks. Once they have brought someone down, the horde moves in for the killing blow. Next one must understand that any resistance against them will be met with a stalwart defense and an overwhelming counter-resistance. Even in their development stages, a band of 4 could pick a human skeleton clean in under 10 minutes. It is very important to understand that these beasts are incredibly dangerous. But to truly contemplate the horror behind these brutes, one must first observe their habitat. The most common child (ages 3-6) dwells in a lair most vile; strewn in mucus and small plastic building blocks. DO NOT underestimate these blocks for they are actually floor-based traps. Their nests where they lay their clutch of offspring are almost ritually adorned with brightly colored, fuzzy linens to keep their hatchlings safe. The last thing one must bear in mind is that these creatures are very aggressive and territorial. There can be only one and final solution. We must, as a race, band together and send these monsters to the vacuum of space where there is no life to be found, for it is all they deserve. For maybe one day they may evolve into a species that could be tolerated worldwide.
Small children ages 1-12 have been the bane of many people’s lives for thousands
Of years. Many will disagree, but these people are the outcome of years of mental
Abuse at the hands of these monsters. Their willpower shattered before them,
Their sanity ripped from their very bodies, there is nothing left save the shell of
The human that used to inhabit it. Something must be done about the plague that
We call “children” and I believe there is a solution.
But first one must understand the twisted, evil nature of these creatures. Firstly the have the ability to break even the hardiest of men with their death shrieks. Once they have brought someone down, the horde moves in for the killing blow. Next one must understand that any resistance against them will be met with a stalwart defense and an overwhelming counter-resistance. Even in their development stages, a band of 4 could pick a human skeleton clean in under 10 minutes. It is very important to understand that these beasts are incredibly dangerous. But to truly contemplate the horror behind these brutes, one must first observe their habitat. The most common child (ages 3-6) dwells in a lair most vile; strewn in mucus and small plastic building blocks. DO NOT underestimate these blocks for they are actually floor-based traps. Their nests where they lay their clutch of offspring are almost ritually adorned with brightly colored, fuzzy linens to keep their hatchlings safe. The last thing one must bear in mind is that these creatures are very aggressive and territorial. There can be only one and final solution. We must, as a race, band together and send these monsters to the vacuum of space where there is no life to be found, for it is all they deserve. For maybe one day they may evolve into a species that could be tolerated worldwide.