One Liner
LinerOne-Liner Proverbs
1. 43% of all statistics are worthless.
2. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
3. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
4. A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
5. A bad plan is better than no plan.
6. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
9. A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
10. A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
11. A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.
12. A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
13. A gentleman is a patient wolf.
14. A good pun is its own reword.
15. A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.
16. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
17. A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
18. A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.
19. A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
20. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
21. A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
22. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
23. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
24. A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
25. "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." — Joseph Stalin
26. A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
27. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
28. A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
29. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
30. A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.
31. A witty saying proves nothing.
32. According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
1. 43% of all statistics are worthless.
2. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
3. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
4. A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
5. A bad plan is better than no plan.
6. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
9. A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
10. A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
11. A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.
12. A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
13. A gentleman is a patient wolf.
14. A good pun is its own reword.
15. A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.
16. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
17. A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
18. A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.
19. A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
20. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
21. A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
22. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
23. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
24. A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
25. "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." — Joseph Stalin
26. A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
27. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
28. A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
29. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
30. A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.
31. A witty saying proves nothing.
32. According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.