Predujice against the irish
Prejudices against the Irish
Irish people? Irish people are going to pubs every night and they are being greedy as the Scottish people. Whenever you walk in the night you will be able to notice at least twice as many drinkers as in rest of Europe. The country is in war with themselves all the time. The Protestants are fighting against the Catholics in the southern Ireland. The fight has been going on for many years as the people in the north want to join the United Kingdom.
A regular day in Ireland must be: Going to school followed by a ton of leprechaun in the school bus. We are driving through the Irish country with green hills along the road. Rainbows shall appear behind the white clouds and slowly fall to the ground. In the end of the rainbow track you will find Old Patricks pot o’ gold. A leprechaun will be guarding it and you must complete the three tasks to achieve unlimited wisdom and wealth. While dreaming about this green fairytale the bus driver would’ve crashed into the ditch. The reason of this crash will be him reaching for his beer mug underneath his seat. The only thing he wanted was a little morning zip. At the trip to the hospital you will notice that every day tons of drunk people going to get pumped out of alcohol. As I’m getting a tube down my throat the nurse will handle me a bill in my left hand which says “400£” When leaving hospital the Irish stereotypes will wander against the pub once again and this day will go on forever and ever. So I’m bringing my very own beer mug and a cage for the leprechauns we will meet on our way. Also I will claim that I’m an atheist as I’m not willing to get into trouble with neither the Catholics nor the Protestants.
Grammatik:
4. When they asked me why I choosed to sell the bicycle that cheaply, I told them it was none of their business!
When they asked why I chose to sell the bicycle that cheaply, I told them it was none of their business!
- Verbet skal passe med tiden, det står i. Her er det
Irish people? Irish people are going to pubs every night and they are being greedy as the Scottish people. Whenever you walk in the night you will be able to notice at least twice as many drinkers as in rest of Europe. The country is in war with themselves all the time. The Protestants are fighting against the Catholics in the southern Ireland. The fight has been going on for many years as the people in the north want to join the United Kingdom.
A regular day in Ireland must be: Going to school followed by a ton of leprechaun in the school bus. We are driving through the Irish country with green hills along the road. Rainbows shall appear behind the white clouds and slowly fall to the ground. In the end of the rainbow track you will find Old Patricks pot o’ gold. A leprechaun will be guarding it and you must complete the three tasks to achieve unlimited wisdom and wealth. While dreaming about this green fairytale the bus driver would’ve crashed into the ditch. The reason of this crash will be him reaching for his beer mug underneath his seat. The only thing he wanted was a little morning zip. At the trip to the hospital you will notice that every day tons of drunk people going to get pumped out of alcohol. As I’m getting a tube down my throat the nurse will handle me a bill in my left hand which says “400£” When leaving hospital the Irish stereotypes will wander against the pub once again and this day will go on forever and ever. So I’m bringing my very own beer mug and a cage for the leprechauns we will meet on our way. Also I will claim that I’m an atheist as I’m not willing to get into trouble with neither the Catholics nor the Protestants.
Grammatik:
4. When they asked me why I choosed to sell the bicycle that cheaply, I told them it was none of their business!
When they asked why I chose to sell the bicycle that cheaply, I told them it was none of their business!
- Verbet skal passe med tiden, det står i. Her er det